WARNING: Insanity ahead! What follows could drive the soundest person right into a straight jacket! Jumping thoughts, nonsense, and no elaboration follows...enter at your own risk!
Of course all already wonko people are encouraged to take part in the festivities - and when you're finished here, come join us in our nice white padded room, conviently located next to Michael's!
NOTICE: Unnecessary sane parts omitted - they messed with the creamy, consistancy of the flowness...
'NOTHER NOTICE: Things start out pretty normal, but slowly unravel into madness - this is your final warning to turn back!
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AuRoRaNoVa213 (7:55:13 PM): HOLY CRAPPER!
WillTurnersChick (7:55:18 PM): NOT SHITTER
WillTurnersChick (7:56:30 PM): *bounces* I want, I want, I want!
AuRoRaNoVa213 (7:58:01 PM): I KNOW!!
WillTurnersChick (7:58:10 PM): i can imagine is already
WillTurnersChick (7:58:15 PM): *SIGH*
WillTurnersChick (7:59:40 PM): it*
WillTurnersChick (7:59:53 PM): wow, that was a delay correction
WillTurnersChick (8:11:42 PM): soooo, can I hear the other variations you have??
WillTurnersChick (8:12:02 PM): cause you can't just leave me hangin here
AuRoRaNoVa213 (8:36:40 PM): what
AuRoRaNoVa213 (8:36:46 PM): fucking non blinking piece of crap
WillTurnersChick (8:37:28 PM): hold crap variations
WillTurnersChick (8:37:31 PM): i want to hear them
AuRoRaNoVa213 (8:40:10 PM): that's not how it works, they just come to me in one of those momens
AuRoRaNoVa213 (8:40:14 PM): moments*
AuRoRaNoVa213 (8:40:17 PM): stay tuned though
WillTurnersChick (8:40:19 PM): *headdesk*
WillTurnersChick (8:40:26 PM): when am I NOT tuned in?
AuRoRaNoVa213 (8:40:40 PM): HAAAAAAA
WillTurnersChick (8:40:52 PM): psssssssssssssssst, guess....HEY, what's THAT suppose to mean?!
AuRoRaNoVa213 (8:41:45 PM): haha that took me reading it 3 times to figure out what you were saying
WillTurnersChick (8:42:25 PM): i was saying something FIRST, then you made that COMMENT
WillTurnersChick (8:42:36 PM): GEEZ, who's not tuned in now!
AuRoRaNoVa213 (8:42:59 PM): yes i go tht
WillTurnersChick (8:45:11 PM): *cough*
WillTurnersChick (8:45:28 PM): you go where now?
AuRoRaNoVa213 (8:45:43 PM): wherever
WillTurnersChick (8:45:55 PM): going looney toons
AuRoRaNoVa213 (8:46:44 PM): it was bound to happen
WillTurnersChick (8:46:55 PM): bound to?
AuRoRaNoVa213 (8:47:55 PM): HA
WillTurnersChick (8:49:47 PM): doin an aweful lot of laughin tonight, crazy lady
WillTurnersChick (8:49:52 PM): taken your meds yet?
AuRoRaNoVa213 (8:50:49 PM): i'm supposed to take those?
WillTurnersChick (8:51:59 PM): what've you been doin with them if not taking them?
AuRoRaNoVa213 (8:54:11 PM): well they're very pretty, very colorful, so it makes a nice decoration
WillTurnersChick (8:55:09 PM): ooooooooo, whatcha decorate???
WillTurnersChick (8:55:21 PM): *claps in curious excitement*
AuRoRaNoVa213 (8:57:30 PM): anything i can find
AuRoRaNoVa213 (8:57:38 PM): the lamp, the desk, ya know
AuRoRaNoVa213 (8:57:42 PM): whatever's around
WillTurnersChick (8:57:43 PM): tha cat?
AuRoRaNoVa213 (8:57:49 PM): sure
WillTurnersChick (8:57:53 PM): as opposed to THE cat
AuRoRaNoVa213 (8:58:16 PM): yes, there's a differece you know
WillTurnersChick (8:58:22 PM): *squiels* can I get some to decorate my pussies?
WillTurnersChick (8:58:24 PM): oh i know
WillTurnersChick (8:58:27 PM): i definitely know
AuRoRaNoVa213 (8:58:32 PM): sure you can
WillTurnersChick (8:58:39 PM): *bounces*
AuRoRaNoVa213 (8:59:26 PM): oh and yur computer too
WillTurnersChick (8:59:44 PM): did you decorate yours??
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:00:36 PM): no not yet
WillTurnersChick (9:01:18 PM): pfft, you fail me
WillTurnersChick (9:01:21 PM): *fails pip*
WillTurnersChick (9:01:26 PM): *FAILS*
WillTurnersChick (9:01:43 PM): *throws peanut at you*
WillTurnersChick (9:01:52 PM): and tha cat either
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:02:06 PM): and tha cat either?
WillTurnersChick (9:02:11 PM): not*
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:02:23 PM): oen of them
WillTurnersChick (9:02:23 PM): the dinosaurs made me do it
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:02:29 PM): stop blaming them
WillTurnersChick (9:02:43 PM): wait, you're gonna do WHAT to the cats?
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:02:49 PM): oen them
WillTurnersChick (9:03:10 PM): *coughs* and they call ME perverted
WillTurnersChick (9:03:17 PM): *points* YOU A PREVERT
WillTurnersChick (9:03:28 PM): *throws more peanuts*
WillTurnersChick (9:03:34 PM): again NOT tha cat
WillTurnersChick (9:03:48 PM): but the kinds elephants snort up their snozzez
WillTurnersChick (9:03:56 PM): ya know, elephant crack
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:04:09 PM): ohhh i was going with the packing peanuts
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:04:14 PM): which are quite fun to throw
WillTurnersChick (9:04:32 PM): but no so much fun to snort
WillTurnersChick (9:04:45 PM): they hurts the elephants
WillTurnersChick (9:04:53 PM): and their snozzez
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:05:03 PM): yes well they might not snort those
WillTurnersChick (9:05:25 PM): well, what is they do??
WillTurnersChick (9:05:48 PM): you gonna condone the snorting of elephants by packing peanuts
WillTurnersChick (9:05:50 PM): ??
WillTurnersChick (9:05:52 PM): wait..
WillTurnersChick (9:05:55 PM): no
WillTurnersChick (9:06:08 PM): no, yes
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:06:28 PM): no
WillTurnersChick (9:06:33 PM): yes
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:06:36 PM): the packing peanuts are snorting the elephants?
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:06:44 PM): this i'd have to see
WillTurnersChick (9:06:46 PM): that's why it hurts them
WillTurnersChick (9:06:51 PM): and their snozzez
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:06:55 PM): OHH i see, yes of course
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:07:02 PM): this makes sense now
WillTurnersChick (9:07:06 PM): see!
WillTurnersChick (9:07:07 PM): so yes
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:09:04 PM): so then what exactly is the peanut crackk?
WillTurnersChick (9:09:30 PM): the peanuts the elephants snort to get over the pain of being snorted by the peanuts
WillTurnersChick (9:09:41 PM): he's out there
WillTurnersChick (9:09:43 PM): somewhere
WillTurnersChick (9:09:45 PM): remember that
WillTurnersChick (9:09:52 PM): it'll be useful later
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:10:06 PM): ohh yes, see i know this, i just need to be reminded
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:10:08 PM): i will remember that
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:10:13 PM): i'll write it down
WillTurnersChick (9:10:16 PM): that's what I here for
WillTurnersChick (9:10:26 PM): to remind you to write memos on stickies
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:10:26 PM): you are
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:10:30 PM): yes
WillTurnersChick (9:11:18 PM): yes
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:11:54 PM): and i did
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:11:59 PM): it's hanging up now
WillTurnersChick (9:12:02 PM): and i'm glad now
WillTurnersChick (9:12:06 PM): you hanged it!?
WillTurnersChick (9:12:10 PM): poor stickie!
WillTurnersChick (9:12:14 PM): *mourns stickie*
WillTurnersChick (9:12:24 PM): *throws more crack peanuts*
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:13:24 PM): but it's jack
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:13:29 PM): so don't worry, he'll be okay
WillTurnersChick (9:13:34 PM): you hanged JACK
WillTurnersChick (9:13:43 PM): wait, which JACK
WillTurnersChick (9:13:49 PM): JACK JACK
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:13:49 PM): stickie jack
WillTurnersChick (9:14:02 PM): oh *phew* not JACK JACK
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:14:06 PM): no no
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:14:09 PM): not JACK JACK
WillTurnersChick (9:14:30 PM): good, cause DANIEL DANIEL was about to cry
WillTurnersChick (9:14:38 PM): tonight he want's to cry, apparently
WillTurnersChick (9:14:46 PM): that's what I'm being told
WillTurnersChick (9:14:58 PM): 'course it could be dinos tricking me again
WillTurnersChick (9:15:03 PM): they're good at that
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:15:18 PM): what did i tell you about blaming them
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:15:20 PM): really now
WillTurnersChick (9:15:25 PM): BUT it's THEM
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:15:29 PM): they're just innocent dinosaurs
WillTurnersChick (9:15:33 PM): pfft
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:15:34 PM): going about their business
WillTurnersChick (9:15:36 PM): innocent's ass
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:15:40 PM): and then BOOM there you are
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:15:43 PM): blaming them and shit
WillTurnersChick (9:15:45 PM): making my business their business
WillTurnersChick (9:15:51 PM): no BOOM, there THEY are
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:16:02 PM): sure sure
WillTurnersChick (9:16:13 PM): and i blame them AND their shit
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:16:15 PM): just keep blaming them
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:16:18 PM): they'll get you in the end
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:16:24 PM): don't you worry
WillTurnersChick (9:16:25 PM): cause *PHEWEY* it's sTANKIE
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:16:45 PM): big piles
WillTurnersChick (9:16:45 PM): i will blame them and their sTANKIE poo
WillTurnersChick (9:16:53 PM): HUGE
WillTurnersChick (9:17:16 PM): why is pooh named pooh
WillTurnersChick (9:17:22 PM): he's not sTANKIE
WillTurnersChick (9:17:31 PM): again, i think it's the dinos
WillTurnersChick (9:18:07 PM): totally blameage going to the dinos
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:19:13 PM): poor pooh
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:19:24 PM): did pooh come first or Pooh?
WillTurnersChick (9:19:44 PM): ummm, i'm confused about the Poohs
WillTurnersChick (9:19:55 PM): are we talking POOH POOH, or just pooh
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:20:27 PM): the pooh
WillTurnersChick (9:20:38 PM): there's a THIRD pooh!?
WillTurnersChick (9:20:43 PM): *gasp*
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:20:47 PM): of course
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:20:54 PM): but i mean pooh pooh
WillTurnersChick (9:21:00 PM): you're not sending me my memos!
WillTurnersChick (9:21:11 PM): see, now there's a fourth pooh
WillTurnersChick (9:21:31 PM): cause pooh pooh and POOH POOH - different shit there
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:22:22 PM): see now you're just making this more complicated, i don't like all these pooh's
WillTurnersChick (9:22:49 PM): me complicating things?! you brought in that other the pooh
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:22:58 PM): yea but you brought the 4th
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:23:01 PM): therefore it's yur fault
WillTurnersChick (9:23:17 PM): but the 3rd comes before the 4th, so it's your fault
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:23:26 PM): damn
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:23:36 PM): but i didn't suggest the 4th
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:23:40 PM): i was going with the 1st
WillTurnersChick (9:23:51 PM): no, i started with first
WillTurnersChick (9:24:05 PM): stop getting facts jumbled
WillTurnersChick (9:24:55 PM): fact jumbler
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:25:00 PM): no, i mean i was talking about the first when i said the fourth
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:25:10 PM): at least i don't blame dinosaurs for my problems
WillTurnersChick (9:25:16 PM): you should
WillTurnersChick (9:25:19 PM): they deserve it
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:25:36 PM): hey, they've been good to me so far
WillTurnersChick (9:25:57 PM): 8cough*
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:26:41 PM): OMG are you okay?
WillTurnersChick (9:26:53 PM): *gags* I swallowed an 8
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:27:28 PM): are you good now?
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:27:32 PM): coughed it up?
WillTurnersChick (9:27:45 PM): yep, with a few crack peanuts
WillTurnersChick (9:28:12 PM): all's good now
WillTurnersChick (9:28:20 PM): cept for the stalking dinos
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:28:26 PM): ahh that's good
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:28:30 PM): oh now they're stalking you now too
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:28:35 PM): paranoid much
WillTurnersChick (9:28:36 PM): they HAVE been
WillTurnersChick (9:28:39 PM): keep up!
WillTurnersChick (9:28:45 PM): they almost got me the other night
WillTurnersChick (9:29:00 PM): when i was waiting in line to get munchies for porn
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:29:15 PM): i suppose this is a time when i left you?
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:29:21 PM): ohh really?
WillTurnersChick (9:29:37 PM): it was during the great famine of February '08
WillTurnersChick (9:29:41 PM): yesh really
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:29:42 PM): ahh yes
WillTurnersChick (9:30:57 PM): so i blame you
WillTurnersChick (9:31:02 PM): for the stalking dinos
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:31:10 PM): of course you do
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:31:19 PM): this does not surprise me
WillTurnersChick (9:31:31 PM): i'm not surprised
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:31:59 PM): well i'm good you're not
WillTurnersChick (9:32:22 PM): good i'm not?
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:32:30 PM): i guess
WillTurnersChick (9:33:38 PM): you guess?
AuRoRaNoVa213 (9:47:32 PM): sure
WillTurnersChick (9:47:46 PM): DE LAY ED
I have a feeling when some crazey!person doctor does an examination on me down the road, they will use this as hard evidence to my lost mindedness!