I fucking rule

[dannyryan]

Look at my epic tale of rocking Seegs with my face thrust.

hairmetalwontdie (6:30:21 PM): did you like my face thrust at the bubbler?
hairmetalwontdie (6:30:25 PM): my tactics?
hairmetalwontdie (6:30:29 PM): my delayed ambush?
hairmetalwontdie (6:30:44 PM): like a puma striking an antelope in the vast savannah at a waterhole
SeegstheRhino (6:30:45 PM): I saw your pants
hairmetalwontdie (6:30:48 PM): i waited patiently
hairmetalwontdie (6:30:50 PM): crouching
SeegstheRhino (6:30:55 PM): I knew it was you
hairmetalwontdie (6:30:56 PM): my neck coiled like a spring
hairmetalwontdie (6:31:11 PM): until you raised your large head from the watering hole
hairmetalwontdie (6:31:17 PM): i knew it wast he time to strike
hairmetalwontdie (6:31:39 PM): so i struck like lightning with a face thrust so frightening that the pregnant girl, 30 feet away, gave birth
hairmetalwontdie (6:31:55 PM): so frightened she was
SeegstheRhino (6:32:10 PM): hahahaha

He can do nothing but laugh nervously, dreading the next time the puma strikes.