Applecore? Albecore?

Aug 05, 2007 09:54

So we have this dude I'm training at work:

calls pears "apples"
calls Porcini Oil "Petuli Sauce"
calls Scallion Oil "Relish Sauce"
I've seen him actually use his TEETH to peel an avocado
Basically doesn't clean up after himself what-so-ever
Is a total tool
His breath stiiiinks

But I love that he works there. I get to yell at him. The head Chefs all take me under their culinary wing because we have a common incompetent enemy......: "THE NEW GUY"

Which means: I'm no longer the "New Guy"!....

I think I'm just going to rent movies and practice my massage abilities on Brynna and Tim's feet for the next couple of weeks... its all i have the energy for anymore.

Furthermore, its Sunday and I'm watching Chinatown with Tim. If anyone else wants to watch Chinatown with me... anytime... let me know! Your world will be changed.
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