Danny's Strange Limericks
I started making up limericks in my head about people and I can't stop..
For dannylam4
There once was a man named Danny
Whose smell was quite uncanny.
He ate and he sat
And grew lazy and fat
And developed a rather huge fanny.
For plastiquesoul
There once was a girl named Wolfy
Who was sad and quite sniffly.
She cried and she cried
For her laptop had died,
And now she can't get a stiffy.
For Brian
There once was a man named Brian
Who wouldn't stop cryin'.
He looked like a maggot
And denied he was a faggot
But we all knew he was lyin'.
For ckrazee
There once was a girl who was crazy
Whose memories were quite hazy.
All of her work
Gave her an irk
But then again, she's just lazy.
For sexyjohnlennon
There once was a girl named Janine
Who was snarky, evil, and mean.
She was also a whore
Who went door to door
And did anyone for some green.
For Anna
There once was a girl named Anna
Who slipped and fell on a banana.
She bumped her head
And went brain dead,
But boy can she play the piana.
For Matt
There once was a man named Matt
Who loved his pimpin' hat.
The man was so asian
That on one occasion
He dined on the household cat.
For lutine
There once was a girl named Cherie.
A baby her belly did carry.
She called him Nemo
And hoped he wasn't emo
And hopefully not very hairy.
For labile
There once was a girl named Inqy
Who could make art with her pinky.
Her skills grew and grew
As she drew and drew
But got distracted by a slinky.
For lackofsanity
There once was a man named Cam
Who smelled oddly of ham.
He was quite the geek
Who would tend to seek
A way to destroy Danny Lam.
For Arya
There once was a girl named Kate
Who always seemed to be late.
The prodding from mom
Going on about prom
Would make her scream and hate
For Nyx
There once was a smarty named Nyx
Who took AP classes for kicks.
Many classes did she
Until her brain did explode
But even that she knew how to fix
For Spencer
There once was a man named Spence
Who seemed a bit dense
Because of a tip
He shot Matt in the hip
Making living together a bit tense
halo14_fragile
There once was a girl named Rosey,
Who looked oh so cute and cozy.
But as you go near,
The silly little dear
Would attack with a fire hosey.
For Arkadiy
There once was a man named Arkadiy
Who loved to masturbaty.
With lube and some lotion
He went into motion
And knew he'd never need a lady.
For dannylam4
There once was a man named Danny
Whose smell was quite uncanny.
He ate and he sat
And grew lazy and fat
And developed a rather huge fanny.
For plastiquesoul
There once was a girl named Wolfy
Who was sad and quite sniffly.
She cried and she cried
For her laptop had died,
And now she can't get a stiffy.
For Brian
There once was a man named Brian
Who wouldn't stop cryin'.
He looked like a maggot
And denied he was a faggot
But we all knew he was lyin'.
For ckrazee
There once was a girl who was crazy
Whose memories were quite hazy.
All of her work
Gave her an irk
But then again, she's just lazy.
For sexyjohnlennon
There once was a girl named Janine
Who was snarky, evil, and mean.
She was also a whore
Who went door to door
And did anyone for some green.
For Anna
There once was a girl named Anna
Who slipped and fell on a banana.
She bumped her head
And went brain dead,
But boy can she play the piana.
For Matt
There once was a man named Matt
Who loved his pimpin' hat.
The man was so asian
That on one occasion
He dined on the household cat.
For lutine
There once was a girl named Cherie.
A baby her belly did carry.
She called him Nemo
And hoped he wasn't emo
And hopefully not very hairy.
For labile
There once was a girl named Inqy
Who could make art with her pinky.
Her skills grew and grew
As she drew and drew
But got distracted by a slinky.
For lackofsanity
There once was a man named Cam
Who smelled oddly of ham.
He was quite the geek
Who would tend to seek
A way to destroy Danny Lam.
For Arya
There once was a girl named Kate
Who always seemed to be late.
The prodding from mom
Going on about prom
Would make her scream and hate
For Nyx
There once was a smarty named Nyx
Who took AP classes for kicks.
Many classes did she
Until her brain did explode
But even that she knew how to fix
For Spencer
There once was a man named Spence
Who seemed a bit dense
Because of a tip
He shot Matt in the hip
Making living together a bit tense
halo14_fragile
There once was a girl named Rosey,
Who looked oh so cute and cozy.
But as you go near,
The silly little dear
Would attack with a fire hosey.
For Arkadiy
There once was a man named Arkadiy
Who loved to masturbaty.
With lube and some lotion
He went into motion
And knew he'd never need a lady.