on Funsucker (This is my DOMA)

[dannykaye3]

Unveiling my latest creative masterpiece. I envision this as an early 90's rap inspired piece. Very Salt N Pepa-ish.
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Funsucker (This is my DOMA)

Intro: I voted ‘No’ on H8 like all Hollywood’s elite

State by state I voted with you
Give you the chance to marry, too
Dreamt of my turn as M-O-H
Last thing I want’s your heart to break

You ask me out to meet your ‘One’
You guarantee me countless fun.
She says, ‘hey wanna hear a joke?’
If Funny’s her bank, then she’s broke.

Chorus
You know I love you more than my sister
I bite my tongue so hard I have blisters.
Your happiness is a lie to mankind.
She’s boring and ugly, Bitch are you blind?
Turn this car around, don’t go to Vermont.
I’ll go gay for you, if that’s what you want.

Clingy with nothing redeeming.
She’s stupid and dull it’s seeming.
Do I tell you or let it be?
She’s lame in ways that you can’t see.

In the church I shout ‘I object.’
Then I stole her ring, she’s upset.
Ran down the aisle the other way.
Postpone this for another day.

Outtro: Yes, I’m vapid and shallow, but you used to be, too. What’s she done to you?