Andy "fucking" Rooney
I know I'm going to sound like Andy Rooney here. But I'm at the store this morning and as most of you know I use a wheelchair so I need a parking space that has extra room to get the chair out. Like a handicapped spot! But it seems this morning everyone and their mama is handicapped. Rows of handicapped placards hung like stockings. Not a free a space in sight, oh wait there's one! But in pulls a red Audi TT coupe. The "handicapped" driver springs out of the coupe with jogging shorts on literally sprinting into the store. They might as well make the size of the handicapped spaces the standard size. On another note the "Evilive" version of We Are 138 by the Misfits sounds like "We are one dirty ape!"