15 Fun Things to do in Wal-Mart
Ok, so in honor of being home, I proudly present "15 Fun Things to do in Wal-Mart"
1. Take 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people'scarts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell them in an official tone,'Code 3' in housewares..... and watch what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Looked right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and picked your nose.
10. While hanling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practiced you "Madonna look" using different sized funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,yell "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while; then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
1. Take 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people'scarts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell them in an official tone,'Code 3' in housewares..... and watch what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Looked right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and picked your nose.
10. While hanling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practiced you "Madonna look" using different sized funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,yell "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while; then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"