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You want to know what is fucking awesome? Firing a fucking crossbow and listening a mother fucking demon howl in pain. Though when it's a vampire and they turn to dust? Pretty fucking cool there too. Much better than the lame ass special affects we have to use in movies. Yeah, yeah, I hear ya, we've come a long way with special effects.
Ain't got nothing on the real thing, baby.
I like this patrolling stuff. I'm careful and stay the fuck back because I don't have a death wish. But in order to hit my target? Used an old trick I learned when I was a little kid trying to learn to play baseball out in the streets. Picture the target as the face of someone you don't like.
Me? I picture the little midget primadonna. Just picture his stupid face right in the heart of the demons and I fire my fucking crossbow and do a little 'in your face or dust motherfucker' dance when I hit my target.
Oh yeah. This? This is therapy. Fuck seeing my shrinks.
Ain't got nothing on the real thing, baby.
I like this patrolling stuff. I'm careful and stay the fuck back because I don't have a death wish. But in order to hit my target? Used an old trick I learned when I was a little kid trying to learn to play baseball out in the streets. Picture the target as the face of someone you don't like.
Me? I picture the little midget primadonna. Just picture his stupid face right in the heart of the demons and I fire my fucking crossbow and do a little 'in your face or dust motherfucker' dance when I hit my target.
Oh yeah. This? This is therapy. Fuck seeing my shrinks.