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why wont the army leave me alone i told my mom one time that i might think about joining the marine band oncve when i was in 9th grade and she fucking told them marine corp recruiter and he hasnt stopped calling me he called from a blocked number so i picked up and hes like id like to schedule an appointment to talk about were ur life is going iwas like what??? and he was like nothing serious just wanna know what ur anibitions are and u can tell hes like 40 cause he was like everything i said cool man i dont want to join i dont want to go to the stupid meeting i lied to him and told him i had to work all day today so i wouldnt have to do it today and i told him i had to work on my car tommorow and then work all night so he said ok then im just gonna schedule u in here for thursday at 12 and i was like...ok? and hes like ok cya thursday and i was like ok? fat chance