i found this amusing
as some of you may already know, my dad has been really sick for the past few days. well he finally went to the doctor yesterday. when she asked him what was wrong he told her that he has had a horrible cough. 'well does it keep u up at night?' she asked. my dad said yea i cant sleep cause im coughing. she said ok and perscribed him some cough syrup. so on the way home my dad was tellin me about his day... "well i looked at the bottle and it said to take it only if your ready to go to sleep right then... so i got ready for bed and took the suggested amount (1 teaspoon) well it just so turns out that this 'cough medicine' is a NARCOTIC. i started having hulucinations! i swear there were all these people in my bedroom talkin to me and i was talkin back to them and all of the sudden they start beating me with my own pillow! so of course i was chasing them out of the house so that they would stop beating me!" wow, my dad was trippin on cough syrup. yeah he said i could have some if i didnt start to feel better b/c as he put it "that was some good shit!!"
maybe you dont but i thought that was amazing!
maybe you dont but i thought that was amazing!