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Let me tell you: ruling Duluth, Minnesota just can't be nearly as fun as ruling Canada. *cough* lady_boromir *cough*
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In March I helped doleful_evening see the light (8 points). In February I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last week I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Sunday I gave lady_boromir a kidney (1000 points).
Overall, I've been nice (226 points). For Christmas I deserve a wedgie!
Sincerely,
danlotteshipper
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In March I helped doleful_evening see the light (8 points). In February I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last week I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Sunday I gave lady_boromir a kidney (1000 points).
Overall, I've been nice (226 points). For Christmas I deserve a wedgie!
Sincerely,
danlotteshipper