1. Who are you? Andrew Jason de Geofroy. I have a castle. 2. How long have you known me? Almost two years of burning loins. 3. When/Where/How did we meet? I don't exactly remember. I think I probably asked if you play basketball to piss you off. 4. Describe me in one word. I refuse. Here are some multiple one-word answers: Fun, Outgoing, Nice, Understanding, One cool motherfucker. 5. What's your best memory of me? The look on your face when the condom broke. 6. How well do you think you know me? Well, but not well enough. 7. How well do I know you? Ditto. 8. What was your first impression of me? Holy crap, tall kid. 9. When's the last time you've seen me? Holy crap, tall kid, a couple days ago. 10. Do you find me attractive? I'm not attracted TO YOU, but I think you're dead sexy. 11. Am I easy to talk to? You're just easy. 12. Do you love me? Unconditionally. 13. Do you miss me? Frequently. 14. Who would play me in a movie? Vernon Troyer. 15. What song would you dedicate to me? Elvis Costello - Pump It Up 16. How long do you think we'll be friends? Until the universe implodes. 17. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? The universe is imploding. 18. Would you kiss me? Already have. 19. Would you marry me? Fuck, dude, I've kissed you and you're living in my house this summer. We might as well. 20. What is the most recent memory you have of me? Getting married. 21. Do you wish you were with me right now? I want a divorce. 22. Have I made a difference in your life? DON'T LEAVE ME. 23. Are you gonna post this in a blog so i can fill it out about you? Oh, what the hell?
Andrew Jason de Geofroy. I have a castle.
2. How long have you known me?
Almost two years of burning loins.
3. When/Where/How did we meet?
I don't exactly remember. I think I probably asked if you play basketball to piss you off.
4. Describe me in one word.
I refuse. Here are some multiple one-word answers:
Fun,
Outgoing,
Nice,
Understanding,
One cool motherfucker.
5. What's your best memory of me?
The look on your face when the condom broke.
6. How well do you think you know me?
Well, but not well enough.
7. How well do I know you?
Ditto.
8. What was your first impression of me?
Holy crap, tall kid.
9. When's the last time you've seen me?
Holy crap, tall kid, a couple days ago.
10. Do you find me attractive?
I'm not attracted TO YOU, but I think you're dead sexy.
11. Am I easy to talk to?
You're just easy.
12. Do you love me?
Unconditionally.
13. Do you miss me?
Frequently.
14. Who would play me in a movie?
Vernon Troyer.
15. What song would you dedicate to me?
Elvis Costello - Pump It Up
16. How long do you think we'll be friends?
Until the universe implodes.
17. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
The universe is imploding.
18. Would you kiss me?
Already have.
19. Would you marry me?
Fuck, dude, I've kissed you and you're living in my house this summer. We might as well.
20. What is the most recent memory you have of me?
Getting married.
21. Do you wish you were with me right now?
I want a divorce.
22. Have I made a difference in your life?
DON'T LEAVE ME.
23. Are you gonna post this in a blog so i can fill it out about you?
Oh, what the hell?
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