White Woman of the Month
I am SO thoroughly annoyed. We turned to CNN to watch the news and horrors of horrors it's yet another story on that freaking Natalie girl from Aruba. I'm SO OVER IT. Am I a terrible person? I feel for the mother, I really do, but when you continue to drag this thing on and on and drag down an entire country with it too...UGH. I'm so over it. Honestly, there are so many more important things in this world. I don't get why they're still going on about it. I solved the case last year!
Here's what happened: The girl got really freaking drunk. Like sloppy drunk. She was hanging out with these guys. They were drunk too. They end up on the beach misbehaving. Some pot was smoked, some threesome making out was had, yadda yadda yadda. Then Natalie started being stupid drunk and she FELL and she HIT her head on a rock. The guys, being drunk and stoned, freaked out and left because they're afraid of getting blamed of date rape. So they left and the tide came in and passed out drunken Natalie was swept away. COME ON. It's so goddamn obvious!
All these "white woman of the month" stories are tragedies but they are not national news stories that should fill the top of the headlines for months.
Here's what happened: The girl got really freaking drunk. Like sloppy drunk. She was hanging out with these guys. They were drunk too. They end up on the beach misbehaving. Some pot was smoked, some threesome making out was had, yadda yadda yadda. Then Natalie started being stupid drunk and she FELL and she HIT her head on a rock. The guys, being drunk and stoned, freaked out and left because they're afraid of getting blamed of date rape. So they left and the tide came in and passed out drunken Natalie was swept away. COME ON. It's so goddamn obvious!
All these "white woman of the month" stories are tragedies but they are not national news stories that should fill the top of the headlines for months.