UNEMPLOYMENT ATTACK!!!
You awaken in a dimly lit basement. The air is chilly. You can hear the soft hum of a computer. You have a slight headache.
There are exits to the NORTH and WEST.
What will you do?
> LOOK BASEMENT
You are surrounded by brown wainscoting and dragon figurines. There are two TVs and a couch aside from the bed where you are laying. There is a DIET PEPSI MAX and a BOTTLE OF PILLS on the nightstand.
> LOOK PILLS
It is a HALF FULL BOTTLE OF EXTRA STRENGTH ASPIRIN.
> TAKE PILLS
You swallow a few pills. They taste awful and stick in your throat.
> TAKE PILLS WITH PEPSI
The delicious taste of flat, room-temperature cola covers the bitterness and soothes your throat. Your headache begins to feel better. There is a SMALL PERSON here.
> LOOK PERSON
It appears to be a BLOND GIRL of about 3 years old. She is wearing a fancy dress and purple sweatpants. She is repeatedly climbing in and out of a laundry hamper near the bed.
> TURN ON TV
There are 2 TVs. Which one do you want to turn on.
> TURN ON BIG TV
The cathode ray tube takes a moment warming up before revealing a show about remodeling homes to increase their sale price. The BLOND GIRL is holding a CELLULAR PHONE.
> GET PHONE
The BLOND GIRL shouts that the PHONE is hers and attacks. You take 1 point of damage.
> USE PEPSI ON BLOND GIRL
You hand the half-empty can of soda to the BLOND GIRL. BLOND GIRL has dropped a CELLULAR PHONE.
> GET PHONE
You take the phone. It reads 10:14am. A green light is flashing.
> EQUIP PANTS
You do not have a PANTS
> LOOK HAMPER
Beneath the BLOND GIRL, you spy SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE PAJAMAS and UNWASHED SLACKS.
> GET SLACKS, EQUIP SLACKS
You pull on the same pants you've been wearing for five days.
> INVENTORY
In your pockets, you find one IPOD VIDEO, a BLACK WALLET, a CELL PHONE, a CAR KEYS, a BIC LIGHTER, 3 CIGARETTE COUPONS.
You have $1.77
You have 19 hit points
You have 0 jobs