ODE TO KY
CHAPTER 1: A GIRL NAMED KY
Her name is Ky
She likes pumpkin pie
She thinks she can fly
But that is a lie
She jumped really high
And fell from the sky
But she is immortal
So she cannot die
So she tied up her tie
And gave it another try
Yet again she failed
And let out a sigh
She needed help to get by
So she asked bill nye
He said no
And made her cry
When she asked him why
He could not comply
He just sat there
And ate his french fry
Next she met this guy
And he was real shy
He was all wet
And she made him dry
She said real sly
"Will you teach me to fly?”
He said “It wont take long,
by the end of July”
So he became her ally
On him she did rely
There was a strong bond
That she could not deny
CHAPTER 2: I SPY
So the months went by
And they discovered a spy
Who wanted to ruin them
And make things go awry
They hired a private eye
He would then pry
And try and find out
Who hired this spy
This spy wore a bow tie
And he had a glass eye
His name was Steve
And he was a tough guy
He was in junior high
Yet he was a samurai
He was very well-skilled
In the art of the sai
Ky called in the FBI
And they weren’t preoccupie-d
So they came over
In the blink of an eye
Steve spotted them faster than I,
Jumped out and unleashed his sai
He worked up a storm
And made them all die
It was all up to Ky
To take down this spy
They set up a fight
In a field nearby
She said “Listen up wise guy!”
And he said in reply
“Are you ready to fight?”
And she said “AY!”
CHAPTER 3: SAI TO SAI
Steve said “I hereby
Challenge you, Ky
To a fight to the death.
The loser will die!”
Steve would imply
That being a samurai,
He knew he would win
But Ky would defy
Ky stole a sai
And unleashed a battle cry
She charged at steve
With wrath in her eye
Anyone who passed by
Would be shocked and reply
“What’s going on here?”
“My, oh my!”
The fight went on for quite some time
Until Steve’s energy was not in supply
With each new attack,
He was left high and dry
Then Ky’s attacks would magnify
And Steve could not amplify
Ky stings like a bee
And floats like a butterfly
Getting weaker as time went by,
Steve couldn’t withstand the attacks from Ky
It came to the point
Where Steve could not dignify
On an Indian man Ky did rely
She got an arrow from this Indian guy
Her arrow was dead on
And Steve’s head was the bull’s-eye
CHAPTER 4: FLYING HIGH
Now back to that guy
And his young apprentice Ky
He still hadn’t taught her
Exactly how to fly
Some skills he needed to apply
And weapons he needed to supply
There were rules to follow
And things to abide by
In order to fly
You must first buy
A shiny new cape
From a guy named Fry
With her new cape by her side
Ky gave her hair a new dye
She was almost ready
It was the Fourth of July
Now the name of this guy
Was unknown to Ky
He never revealed it
And she didn’t know why
“Your name I must verify!”
And so he said in reply
“My name was Dan,
and I’m the King of the Sky!”
Dan poked on her thigh
And then said “Jump High!”
Then Ky’s face lit up
As she started to fly
So that’s the story of Dan and Ky
In case you ever wondered why
They ruled the world from way up high
In their castle in the sky
GOODBYE
Her name is Ky
She likes pumpkin pie
She thinks she can fly
But that is a lie
She jumped really high
And fell from the sky
But she is immortal
So she cannot die
So she tied up her tie
And gave it another try
Yet again she failed
And let out a sigh
She needed help to get by
So she asked bill nye
He said no
And made her cry
When she asked him why
He could not comply
He just sat there
And ate his french fry
Next she met this guy
And he was real shy
He was all wet
And she made him dry
She said real sly
"Will you teach me to fly?”
He said “It wont take long,
by the end of July”
So he became her ally
On him she did rely
There was a strong bond
That she could not deny
CHAPTER 2: I SPY
So the months went by
And they discovered a spy
Who wanted to ruin them
And make things go awry
They hired a private eye
He would then pry
And try and find out
Who hired this spy
This spy wore a bow tie
And he had a glass eye
His name was Steve
And he was a tough guy
He was in junior high
Yet he was a samurai
He was very well-skilled
In the art of the sai
Ky called in the FBI
And they weren’t preoccupie-d
So they came over
In the blink of an eye
Steve spotted them faster than I,
Jumped out and unleashed his sai
He worked up a storm
And made them all die
It was all up to Ky
To take down this spy
They set up a fight
In a field nearby
She said “Listen up wise guy!”
And he said in reply
“Are you ready to fight?”
And she said “AY!”
CHAPTER 3: SAI TO SAI
Steve said “I hereby
Challenge you, Ky
To a fight to the death.
The loser will die!”
Steve would imply
That being a samurai,
He knew he would win
But Ky would defy
Ky stole a sai
And unleashed a battle cry
She charged at steve
With wrath in her eye
Anyone who passed by
Would be shocked and reply
“What’s going on here?”
“My, oh my!”
The fight went on for quite some time
Until Steve’s energy was not in supply
With each new attack,
He was left high and dry
Then Ky’s attacks would magnify
And Steve could not amplify
Ky stings like a bee
And floats like a butterfly
Getting weaker as time went by,
Steve couldn’t withstand the attacks from Ky
It came to the point
Where Steve could not dignify
On an Indian man Ky did rely
She got an arrow from this Indian guy
Her arrow was dead on
And Steve’s head was the bull’s-eye
CHAPTER 4: FLYING HIGH
Now back to that guy
And his young apprentice Ky
He still hadn’t taught her
Exactly how to fly
Some skills he needed to apply
And weapons he needed to supply
There were rules to follow
And things to abide by
In order to fly
You must first buy
A shiny new cape
From a guy named Fry
With her new cape by her side
Ky gave her hair a new dye
She was almost ready
It was the Fourth of July
Now the name of this guy
Was unknown to Ky
He never revealed it
And she didn’t know why
“Your name I must verify!”
And so he said in reply
“My name was Dan,
and I’m the King of the Sky!”
Dan poked on her thigh
And then said “Jump High!”
Then Ky’s face lit up
As she started to fly
So that’s the story of Dan and Ky
In case you ever wondered why
They ruled the world from way up high
In their castle in the sky
GOODBYE