Green things!
Got this hat at Portcon last year... guesses as to what it is?
I'll give you a hint, it isn't this guy!
Oh yeah, my intro to lit professor is so cool! He is a hip-hop artist I think, I know he used to work as a DJ.
US hitstory teacher sounds like that guy from the Princess Bride that kept on saying "inconcievable!" And looking at my notes, I realize that I think of US history like "The Daily Show" does.
It is true though: politics work a lot like middle school and always has.