Up to no good (yet again)
Are there only two people reading my journal? If there are other people out there... reading my insane little theories... let me know and POST SOMETHING! I won't bite... hard. Because, you know, being a red dragon and all... well, you can't really chew on those sticks that rodents gnaw on... My fangs are just too friggin big! If there was a way I could sharpen my fangs without the cost of human/animal life.. by all means I would so do it! But.. rocks are just too hard and I have enough problems in the dental area anyways (need ANOTHER root canal :(). So if eating the occasional peasant is the cost for having relatively healthy chompers... wouldn't YOU be doing it?
Ok ok I got my silliness out of the way. Time for..... (drumroll).......POETRY!!! Yes the person who claims she is not a poet will now demonstrate her lack (or maybe not) of talent in the ancient storytelling form of poetry. Here it goes.
Diamonds encrust the lapis sky.
Shining with an aura of the unknown
And esoteric past of life itself.
Looking up we have to wonder
Are we of ape, dog or even cat?
Or are we of man and only man?
Were we placed here
Like a child's doll?
Only to survive for
someone else?
And who really knows...
Priests?
Scientists?
The goverment?
Is our meaning to ask?
And never find out?
To want to know...
And never find out?
That is the ultimate question.
Ok so yeah... halfway through writing that weird little poem about the meaning of life... my mom's weather radio... up the stairs and on the other side of the house, went off. Apparently there is a severe thunderstorm watch in effect for us in the surrounding area of York County. Be careful peeps! Remember if a tornado is coming at you... go into an area with the fewest windows as possible... and if you are caught outside... run for a ditch! It's safety first people! SAFETY FIRST! As the poster in the chem labs say : "Carol never wore her safety goggles, now she doesn't need to." Don't be like Carol! Wear your goggles when testing the mass of a penny using a tri-beam scale and a 500ml beaker full of water! You could get water that has trace amounts of copper in your eyes and die of copper posioning! You don't want that now do you?
Oh my god! Sometimes I crack myself up! See, I was made for making cartoons! Hrrrmmm. It looks cloudy... could severe thunderstorm out so I better go get the towels... lord knows the last time they came in. Blech! It's like a farking oven outside! You know what? I hope it DOES severe thunder! What do you think of that, hmmm? I hope it severes thunder so bad that it... it... will bring forth the second coming of the ice age! MUWAHAHAHAHA!
That gives me an idea... to harness a storms power to ultimately control the world... hmmm... damn thats a good super villan ploy... OH DAMMIT It's been done already! Curse you made-for-TV SciFi channel movies!
Oh well... it was a good idea... guess it was perfect for a movie... I'll just go back to making bead bracelets again... and not those cheesy pony or hipster bracelets... real semi-precious gemstone bracelets that acutally do things... Like I made one this morning for a friend of mine... It's for luck... It has jade, amazonite, moonstones, moss agate and copper. All of these stones, according to the metaphysical world... will help bring luck. Look for these bracelets and wire wrapped quartz crystal pendants at this year's craft show circuit... Hopefully my mom and I can make enough.
Well, once again, my ADHD has reared its ugle head and prevented me from being a one track pony. I'm sorry everyone... I let you down... I'll go now and kill a few brain cells by watching E! :(
Ok ok one last thing... why is the shocked smiling? YEAAAHHH rushed is freaking AWESOME!
Ok ok I got my silliness out of the way. Time for..... (drumroll).......POETRY!!! Yes the person who claims she is not a poet will now demonstrate her lack (or maybe not) of talent in the ancient storytelling form of poetry. Here it goes.
Diamonds encrust the lapis sky.
Shining with an aura of the unknown
And esoteric past of life itself.
Looking up we have to wonder
Are we of ape, dog or even cat?
Or are we of man and only man?
Were we placed here
Like a child's doll?
Only to survive for
someone else?
And who really knows...
Priests?
Scientists?
The goverment?
Is our meaning to ask?
And never find out?
To want to know...
And never find out?
That is the ultimate question.
Ok so yeah... halfway through writing that weird little poem about the meaning of life... my mom's weather radio... up the stairs and on the other side of the house, went off. Apparently there is a severe thunderstorm watch in effect for us in the surrounding area of York County. Be careful peeps! Remember if a tornado is coming at you... go into an area with the fewest windows as possible... and if you are caught outside... run for a ditch! It's safety first people! SAFETY FIRST! As the poster in the chem labs say : "Carol never wore her safety goggles, now she doesn't need to." Don't be like Carol! Wear your goggles when testing the mass of a penny using a tri-beam scale and a 500ml beaker full of water! You could get water that has trace amounts of copper in your eyes and die of copper posioning! You don't want that now do you?
Oh my god! Sometimes I crack myself up! See, I was made for making cartoons! Hrrrmmm. It looks cloudy... could severe thunderstorm out so I better go get the towels... lord knows the last time they came in. Blech! It's like a farking oven outside! You know what? I hope it DOES severe thunder! What do you think of that, hmmm? I hope it severes thunder so bad that it... it... will bring forth the second coming of the ice age! MUWAHAHAHAHA!
That gives me an idea... to harness a storms power to ultimately control the world... hmmm... damn thats a good super villan ploy... OH DAMMIT It's been done already! Curse you made-for-TV SciFi channel movies!
Oh well... it was a good idea... guess it was perfect for a movie... I'll just go back to making bead bracelets again... and not those cheesy pony or hipster bracelets... real semi-precious gemstone bracelets that acutally do things... Like I made one this morning for a friend of mine... It's for luck... It has jade, amazonite, moonstones, moss agate and copper. All of these stones, according to the metaphysical world... will help bring luck. Look for these bracelets and wire wrapped quartz crystal pendants at this year's craft show circuit... Hopefully my mom and I can make enough.
Well, once again, my ADHD has reared its ugle head and prevented me from being a one track pony. I'm sorry everyone... I let you down... I'll go now and kill a few brain cells by watching E! :(
Ok ok one last thing... why is the shocked smiling? YEAAAHHH rushed is freaking AWESOME!