YOU needs to read
THIS.
C'moooooon. It's awesome and cool and the characterization!
And
Johnny Depp en blond!
WHY?
- because no uke, no seme. *sigh* feels good, ne?
- because characterization
- because handsome boiz
- because future dystopia
- because pancakes
- because unnie told you to. (Wait, no, that's the thing you tell your parents if they ask why there's hardcore BDSM wikipedia links on your historique).