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DRABBLES AGAIN! LAST!
she said 'hey, joe, you wanna give it a go, oh!' [Lady Marmalade _ Soul Sisters]
“HIIII!” Junho shrieks, and nobody moves an inch.
“Who used hot water while Junho was showering?” Taecyeon asks eventually.
Nichkhun raises his hands in front of him, “not me”, check, and Wooyoung doesn’t even bother reacting, check. Chansung is busy with the Wii, check. So that leaves…
“Okay, okay,” Junsu’s voice is saying, from the general vicinity of the bathroom. “I won’t do it again, I swear.”
Junho sounds gibberish and stutterish and entirely incoherent.
“I said okay!” Junsu protests.
Junho raises his voices and Taec perceives the words: “naked” and “ticklish” and “slippery”, and he’s not sure he wants to know.
Junsu comes back in the leaving room, looking deflated.
“Wassup?” Nichkhun asks.
“Your technique is crap,” Junsu tells him. “The shower is NOT a romantic moment.”
bling-bling like L.E.D [Lollipop _ BigBang ft. 2NE1]
Nobody knows that the most gorgeousest Thai prince, aka Nichkhun, certified blink machine, is able to come up with the worst pick-up lines ever.
Check this:
“Hey,” he tells Wooyoung one day. “You’re so hot you make my sun melt.”
Or, this:
“Did your mom eat a shooting-star while she was pregnant?” (Seriously, ew. That’s lame AND gross.)
Or, hey, even worse:
“Do these pretty eyes belong to you, cutie pie?”
So, yes, the obvious conclusion from all this crap is: cut the shoujo-manga (or possibly homoerotic, too) supply to the dorm, and fast.
But actually, the thing is, it kind of works…
she said 'hey, joe, you wanna give it a go, oh!' [Lady Marmalade _ Soul Sisters]
“HIIII!” Junho shrieks, and nobody moves an inch.
“Who used hot water while Junho was showering?” Taecyeon asks eventually.
Nichkhun raises his hands in front of him, “not me”, check, and Wooyoung doesn’t even bother reacting, check. Chansung is busy with the Wii, check. So that leaves…
“Okay, okay,” Junsu’s voice is saying, from the general vicinity of the bathroom. “I won’t do it again, I swear.”
Junho sounds gibberish and stutterish and entirely incoherent.
“I said okay!” Junsu protests.
Junho raises his voices and Taec perceives the words: “naked” and “ticklish” and “slippery”, and he’s not sure he wants to know.
Junsu comes back in the leaving room, looking deflated.
“Wassup?” Nichkhun asks.
“Your technique is crap,” Junsu tells him. “The shower is NOT a romantic moment.”
bling-bling like L.E.D [Lollipop _ BigBang ft. 2NE1]
Nobody knows that the most gorgeousest Thai prince, aka Nichkhun, certified blink machine, is able to come up with the worst pick-up lines ever.
Check this:
“Hey,” he tells Wooyoung one day. “You’re so hot you make my sun melt.”
Or, this:
“Did your mom eat a shooting-star while she was pregnant?” (Seriously, ew. That’s lame AND gross.)
Or, hey, even worse:
“Do these pretty eyes belong to you, cutie pie?”
So, yes, the obvious conclusion from all this crap is: cut the shoujo-manga (or possibly homoerotic, too) supply to the dorm, and fast.
But actually, the thing is, it kind of works…