New York By Numbers
Number of hours to drive from Chicago to Grand Rapids to Detroit to New York City: 24 (I slept twice)
Number of tickets I got speeding the fuck through Ohio: 0
Number of tickets I haven't yet paid from the last time I sped through Ohio: 1
Number of beautiful Brooklyn women that gave me a REAL phone number at a bar tonight: 1
Number of red lights I illegally turned right on because it's legal to do that in EVERY other city in America: 24
Number of hookers that interacted with my posse trying to make money off us: 1
Miles between my home and my job: 1.7
Length of the bridge between my home and my job (Williamsburg Bridge) 1.4 miles (7308 Feet)
Number of disgusting wet things I saw on a sidewalk and thought "What the fuck is that?" : 5
Number of gorgeous women in Brooklyn that almost caused an accident because I got distracted while driving: 14
Number of states I have driven through since leaving Chicago: 7
Number of Brooklyn streetcorners I took photos of because it was the inspiration behind Walk Away Renee: 1
Number of ways you can drive down that street: 1
Number of famous people I have met: 5
Number of days I have been a New Yorker: 1
Number of people that live in my city: 8 Million
Number of tickets I got speeding the fuck through Ohio: 0
Number of tickets I haven't yet paid from the last time I sped through Ohio: 1
Number of beautiful Brooklyn women that gave me a REAL phone number at a bar tonight: 1
Number of red lights I illegally turned right on because it's legal to do that in EVERY other city in America: 24
Number of hookers that interacted with my posse trying to make money off us: 1
Miles between my home and my job: 1.7
Length of the bridge between my home and my job (Williamsburg Bridge) 1.4 miles (7308 Feet)
Number of disgusting wet things I saw on a sidewalk and thought "What the fuck is that?" : 5
Number of gorgeous women in Brooklyn that almost caused an accident because I got distracted while driving: 14
Number of states I have driven through since leaving Chicago: 7
Number of Brooklyn streetcorners I took photos of because it was the inspiration behind Walk Away Renee: 1
Number of ways you can drive down that street: 1
Number of famous people I have met: 5
Number of days I have been a New Yorker: 1
Number of people that live in my city: 8 Million