dsylecxia: hi dani lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DaniMakesItRain: haii
dsylecxia: i'm in class and bored as hayull
DaniMakesItRain: how much time left do you have before you get to go home
dsylecxia: just started
dsylecxia: so about an hour
DaniMakesItRain: BLOW IT OFF
DaniMakesItRain: COME GET ME LETS GO SMASH SOME PUMPKINS AND TP SOME HOUSES
DaniMakesItRain: AND I DONT MEAN TWILIGHT PRINCESS
dsylecxia: what if i want to twilight princess some houes
dsylecxia: houes
DaniMakesItRain: do you mean go looking for zant
DaniMakesItRain: in the houses
DaniMakesItRain: if so then HELLZ YEAH
dsylecxia: i enabled notifications for when any contact pretty much does anything
dsylecxia: i am all-seeing
DaniMakesItRain: choti x rk: ohai
choti x rk: WAIT BRB POO
DaniMakesItRain: halp
DaniMakesItRain: lfmao
dsylecxia: .......
dsylecxia: that reminds me
DaniMakesItRain: oh god
dsylecxia: i want to start a franchise of restaurants called tmi fridays
dsylecxia: where all the servers say things like "welcome to tmi fridays, i didn't wash my hands"
DaniMakesItRain: "welcome to tmi fridays, i just jerked off into your salad"
DaniMakesItRain: do it
DaniMakesItRain: i would so go
dsylecxia: yes
dsylecxia: i guess you could label it a "fetish restaurant"
dsylecxia: same with mcdonalds
dsylecxia: fucking clowns
dsylecxia: clowns fucking
DaniMakesItRain: omg cori and her friends would show up EVERY DAY
dsylecxia: yes
DaniMakesItRain: SORRY *CID AND HIS FRIENDS
dsylecxia: is cori a man yet
DaniMakesItRain: yeah
DaniMakesItRain: did you see the pic
dsylecxia: nopers
DaniMakesItRain: gets it
dsylecxia: IS THIS WORKSAFE
DaniMakesItRain: yes
DaniMakesItRain: lfmao
dsylecxia: ARE YOU GOING TO POST PICTUR-
dsylecxia: ok
dsylecxia: good
dsylecxia: *damn!!!!!*
DaniMakesItRain: OKAY
DaniMakesItRain: BEFORE:
http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sfp/v////n__.jpgDaniMakesItRain: AFTER:
http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc/v////n__.jpgdsylecxia: my friends are watching the l word lately
dsylecxia: there's this one character who's a transgendered woman
dsylecxia: and she's like
dsylecxia: all-out
dsylecxia: breast reduction, facial hair, etc
dsylecxia: it's funny though because that character is dating a gay man
dsylecxia: and she's pregnant
dsylecxia: that show's fucked up
DaniMakesItRain: wow thats cori's situation to a T
DaniMakesItRain: JK LOLZ
dsylecxia: lololol
DaniMakesItRain: shes not pregnant yet
dsylecxia: YET
DaniMakesItRain: considering you havent lent her your SUPER SEMEN
dsylecxia: yes
dsylecxia: how they've not breached her
dsylecxia: i do not know
DaniMakesItRain: srsly
DaniMakesItRain: our children are wondering the same thing
DaniMakesItRain: brb going into labor
dsylecxia:
http://tbn.google.com/images?q=tbn:JepkbZYmVaSDBM:http://breadnroses.ca/birthpangs/wp-content/uploads///clowncar.jpgdsylecxia: DAVID AND MATTHEW CONNECTED
dsylecxia: SEAN DISCONNECTED
dsylecxia: .........
dsylecxia: i feel so godly with these things on
DaniMakesItRain: lmfao
DaniMakesItRain: THE DUGGARS
dsylecxia: duggerzzzzzzzz
DaniMakesItRain: i hate them
DaniMakesItRain: they are so trying to be scers
DaniMakesItRain: its not even funny
dsylecxia: do you ever watch JOHN AND KATE DIVIDED BY ZERO i mean plus eight
DaniMakesItRain: lmfao
DaniMakesItRain: KATE IS SUCH A MAN BEATER
dsylecxia: god
dsylecxia: i would kill kate
dsylecxia: so hard
DaniMakesItRain: lmfao
dsylecxia: and "emancipate" john
DaniMakesItRain: did you see her yell at him
DaniMakesItRain: like
DaniMakesItRain: aisles over
dsylecxia: when doesn't she
DaniMakesItRain: in toys r us
dsylecxia: hahaha
DaniMakesItRain: i wanted to cry for him
dsylecxia: he's so.....lifeless
DaniMakesItRain: lmfao i know
DaniMakesItRain: have you seen like
DaniMakesItRain: THE SOUP WITH JOEL MCCHALE
DaniMakesItRain: where he shows the clips of them
DaniMakesItRain: doing interviews
DaniMakesItRain: and shes like "HAHAHAHA" and hes like "please kill me >:["
DaniMakesItRain: i lol
dsylecxia: haha
dsylecxia: COMPLETELY AUTOMATED PUBLIC TURING
dsylecxia: that's what captca stands for
dsylecxia: or whatever they're called
dsylecxia: JESSICA E CAME BACK
dsylecxia: i don't even KNOW jessica e
DaniMakesItRain: jessica eimpson
DaniMakesItRain: duh
dsylecxia: oh rite
DaniMakesItRain: ok im invisible but STILL HERE
dsylecxia: ninja
DaniMakesItRain: yes
DaniMakesItRain: now people will be clueless as to who just kicked their ass
dsylecxia: i do that on my assassin on ro all the time
dsylecxia: i got this tool on roblox where, if you use it, you shout
dsylecxia: IMMA FIRIN MAH LASERRRRRR
dsylecxia: and then you shoot a giant beam from your mouth
dsylecxia: KRISTEN AND LEAH DISCONNECTED
DaniMakesItRain: ....
DaniMakesItRain: lmfao
DaniMakesItRain: you need a roblox intervention
DaniMakesItRain: fo srs
dsylecxia: roblox
DaniMakesItRain: DAHHHHHH
DaniMakesItRain: DAHHHHHHHH
dsylecxia: DAHHHHHHH
dsylecxia: *tourettes guy siren*
DaniMakesItRain: i showed that to em last night
DaniMakesItRain: scared the fuck out of her
dsylecxia: the siren?
DaniMakesItRain: yes
dsylecxia: i don't even have to LISTEN to it
dsylecxia: just the picture makes me lol
DaniMakesItRain: lmfao
DaniMakesItRain: yeah
DaniMakesItRain: i wish i could be a tourettes guy furry in furcadia
DaniMakesItRain: oh the fun
dsylecxia: oh god
dsylecxia: we're trying to watch a video from a flash player
dsylecxia: but the pc the instructor's using needs to update flash
dsylecxia: LECTURE COMES TO STANDSTILL
dsylecxia:
http://www.archive.org/details/sims_evolved_virtual_creatures_DaniMakesItRain: lmfao
DaniMakesItRain: ..does that say
DaniMakesItRain: BY KIM
DaniMakesItRain: ?
DaniMakesItRain: wtf blocks
dsylecxia: roblox civilization
DaniMakesItRain: yeah really evolved
DaniMakesItRain: although
dsylecxia: karl sims
DaniMakesItRain: i wish all sea creatures were like that
DaniMakesItRain: sharks would be way less scary
dsylecxia: they just roll around on the bottom of the sea?
DaniMakesItRain: yes
DaniMakesItRain: GENIUS
DaniMakesItRain: would it be cruel
DaniMakesItRain: if i sent resa
DaniMakesItRain: to GLASSINMYASS.COM with the url disguised with tinyurl.
DaniMakesItRain: :D
dsylecxia: depending on the loading speed, yes
DaniMakesItRain lmfao
DaniMakesItRain: ...can i do it to brenda
DaniMakesItRain: what would her reaction be
dsylecxia: she would never use glassware again
DaniMakesItRain: less dishes for you to do
DaniMakesItRain: winwin
DaniMakesItRain: OMFG
DaniMakesItRain:
http://i.photobucket.com/albums/ss/CeramicFreak/eh.jpgDaniMakesItRain: WANT
DaniMakesItRain: also lol@ at the evil sign right by the kitten calender
dsylecxia: WHEN YOU SEE IT
DaniMakesItRain: I SHAT ROBLIX?
DaniMakesItRain:
http://files-ds-scene.net/triforce/tingle.jpgdsylecxia: oh god
dsylecxia: DONE WITH FACEBOOK, EH
DaniMakesItRain: facebook sux
DaniMakesItRain: wtf my font color
dsylecxia: *oblivious*
DaniMakesItRain: it..became..gray
DaniMakesItRain: o.O
dsylecxia: it's dying ;.;
DaniMakesItRain: roblox shark bit it >:[
dsylecxia: lol jaws
dsylecxia: you can KILL JAWS
dsylecxia: now that i have weapons
dsylecxia: except it just comes back again
dsylecxia: since i have so many contacts on my list nowadays i'm tempted to make their aliases their first and last names
dsylecxia: but that would be kind of creepy and i don't know some of their names
dsylecxia: i should just mass-IM all of them at once saying "WHAT IS YOUR LAST NAME
dsylecxia: "
DaniMakesItRain: what if it gets really creepy
DaniMakesItRain: and they all go MASSEY
dsylecxia: matthew massey might
DaniMakesItRain: yeah he seems to be the most likely to say that
DaniMakesItRain: if any go LAPIERRE
DaniMakesItRain: let me know
dsylecxia: k
dsylecxia: *ib frenchiez*
DaniMakesItRain: i thought that said frenchez
DaniMakesItRain: i was like WHAT
DaniMakesItRain: PUT THAT TONGUE AWAY
dsylecxia: fuck i forget the other dani's surname
DaniMakesItRain: THERE IS NO OTHER DANI
DaniMakesItRain: I AM THE ONLY TRUE ONE
dsylecxia: she's a camwhore from chan who goes to ucf
DaniMakesItRain: ...
DaniMakesItRain: yep thats me
DaniMakesItRain: i didnt know you saw that
DaniMakesItRain: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
dsylecxia: i wish there was a term for camwhores that aren't actually whores
dsylecxia: cause she's not really a whore as far as i know
DaniMakesItRain: camhog?
dsylecxia: lolol
DaniMakesItRain: camhoff
DaniMakesItRain: like HASSELHOFF
DaniMakesItRain: we all know hes a camwhore
dsylecxia: oh god i only know one contact's surname on my chan list
DaniMakesItRain: ..lmfao
DaniMakesItRain: how big is your chan list
dsylecxia: i'd change your alias but you're not on
DaniMakesItRain: "chan list"
dsylecxia: right now
DaniMakesItRain: lmfao
dsylecxia: 13
DaniMakesItRain: happy
dsylecxia: ty
DaniMakesItRain: np
DaniMakesItRain: oh wow
DaniMakesItRain: unlucky
DaniMakesItRain: thats chan
dsylecxia: ok you're dani lapierre now
DaniMakesItRain: lmfao kthx
dsylecxia: well time to go home
dsylecxia: later!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DaniMakesItRain: HAVE FUN
dsylecxia signed off.
lol @ KB sizes.