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Apr 10, 2010 13:26

Dear Real Life of Mine,

I have been a subscriber for some time. There have been some ups and downs, some bad decisions and of course good ones, but recently I've noticed a trend that has made me wonder if I should not, in fact, focus my efforts on integrating my mind entirely with the internet like some terrible anime.

That is why I'm writing in to question your choice of material of late. Previously, you were made of spaz and geek and cheese and dork and ridiculous and mildly sanity-threatening. Your switch over to 'unfiltered nitro-glycerin with a nitrous oxide chaser' has, understandably, confused and worried me. I would urge you to consider a more stable base material and would request that this decision be made post haste.

Your ever-loyal consumer,

Danii

life, the universe, 42, everything

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