...Guardians of the WEST SIDE STORY!

Jul 20, 2006 10:38

This is what happens when you typo "Puerto RIVAN" for Puerto Rican while chatting with Eddingsheads...

godsentmeinakilt: My mind just inserted a line of Angaraks snapping in time and singing "'Cause every Puerto Rivan's a lousy chicken"
AshurBadaktu: *GIGGLES*
AshurBadaktu: Guardians of the West Side Story much?
godsentmeinakilt: *facepalm*
godsentmeinakilt: I hate my brain.
AshurBadaktu: I don't
godsentmeinakilt: "Here comes Torak like a bat out of hell, someone gets in his way, someone don't feel so well!"
godsentmeinakilt: Ow, my face hurts . . .
AshurBadaktu: from not!laughing?
godsentmeinakilt: Precisely

...elsewhere

Illmantrim Sacto: Ce'Nedra.... Ce'Nedraaaaaaaaa, say it softly, and it sounds like money changing, say it loudly and it sounds like legions ranging! Ce'Nedraaaaaaaa
Illmantrim Sacto: *hides*
AshurBadaktu: "I want to be in Sen-da-ri-a, Simple and Free in Sen-da-ri-a, rampant prudery in Sen-da-ri-a, Okay by me in Sen-da-RI-a!"
Illmantrim Sacto: *snerks*
AshurBadaktu: "I like it here in Val-Alo-rn!" "Sure if you wear fur and blow horns!"
"What about down here in Kotu?" "Fine, with a million spies on YOU."
Illmantrim Sacto: heheh
Illmantrim Sacto: this is surprisingly easy to do
AshurBadaktu: ...almost frighteningly so, yes
Illmantrim Sacto: *nods*
Illmantrim Sacto: Now I have 'Officer Cho-Hag' in my head
AshurBadaktu: GO FOR IT

I'm going to the special Mordja Hell... I know it.

ETA: It continues!

AshurBadaktu: "Dear Algar-King Cho-Hag, he's really a mess. He likes to kill the Murgos, that's what he likes the best. Dear Algar-King Cho-Hag, we're sad that you've heard... your son's psychologically disturbed!"
godsentmeinakilt: *sings backups* He's disturbed, he's disturbed, he's the most disturbed . . .

godsentmeinakilt: Silk: I feel sneaky, oh so sneaky, I feel sneaky and evil and mean! And I pity any man whose pocket I'll clean.
godsentmeinakilt: I have to admit, my brain keeps trying to meta it but all I'm getting is Belgarath as Rip and Pol as that girl who wants to be a Jet.
AshurBadaktu: *snorf*
godsentmeinakilt: And Zedar singing "A boy like that" to Eriond.
AshurBadaktu: "A boy like that will kill Kal Torak..."
godsentmeinakilt: A boy like that, will kill another! He murdered my god, he'll murder yours?

ETA: AND NOW WE'RE GOING INTO RENT!

godsentmeinakilt: 525600 Murgos . . .
godsentmeinakilt: 525000 heads for Hettaaaaaaaar
Illmantrim Sacto: *dies....*
Illmantrim Sacto: 525000 ways to kill them, how do you measure the weight of their heads?
godsentmeinakilt: In charges, in battles, in mounted horse raids. How do you measure, measure a war?
godsentmeinakilt: DAMMIT
or
Illmantrim Sacto: in beheadings, in crosses, in sidesweeps and depth of bodies; in murders and ambushes and fields of dead... in cities and alleys and streets full of murgos, why are they running when they'll all soon be dead?

Illmantrim Sacto: When you're living in Sendaria at the end of the Millenium....
AshurBadaktu: ...................................ohsweetjesusflyingmonkey
Illmantrim Sacto: when you're living in Sendaria, your destiny's not your own...
AshurBadaktu: *snerks*
Illmantrim Sacto: when you're living in Sendaria with a voice and an Orb at your side..... you're not aloneeeeeee.....

Illmantrim Sacto: One battle, glory, one battle before I go , glory, one legacy to leave behind, find, one battle , one last deed, glory from the world weary warrior who wasted opportunity...
Illmantrim Sacto: cause no one does emo like barak does emo
AshurBadaktu: *inserts emo montage of Barak turning into ZOMGWTFBEAR*

godsentmeinakilt: If I weren't dead of laugh, I'd suggest something along the lines of the Tango Ce'Nedra.

AshurBadaktu: "Here he lies
No one knew him full
The late great son of the great god UL
On this night when we celebrate the birth
In that little town of Val Alorn
We raise our glass - you bet your ass to -
La vie Alorn!"
godsentmeinakilt: . . .
godsentmeinakilt: *is so very dead right now*
AshurBadaktu: "To days of inspiration
Playing hookey, making ale out of anything
The need to express -
...with a sword or knife,
To going against the grain,
Going insane
Battle mad!"

...DEFINITELY going to special Mordja hell

eddings, 42, going to special hell

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