Mrs. Doubtful

[danihana]

It's not official yet, but it sounds like my mother and sisters are planning a trip for the family to go to Hilton Head island for my mom's birthday. She's turning 50. On July 5th. We're going on July 5th. When the crowds will still be around for July 4th

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[cholma]

"I have this horrible feeling that there will be chaos, stress, and lots of screaming between parents and siblings."

It's a Family Outing. You can guarantee those things.

[danihana]

But...from being with Ger's family, it could be better. I actually have fun with his family, rather than be scared on who's going to be yelling at who for what.

[cholma]

But Ger's a space alien from an alternate dimension; he doesn't really count!

Come on, do you really believe normal humans are as smart as he is? He married you so he can start his Alien-Human hybrid army of soul-eaters. WE'RE ALL DOOMED, THANKS TO YOU.

DAMN YOU DANI.

(I have my suspicions about Brassy also; what human could possibly understand that Bio-Cellular-Whatsis course she majored in? ONLY ALIENS COULD.)

[_gerald]

Godammit Cholma, I entrusted you with that secret in exchange for a high position in my new world order. I was going to give you the keys to the kingdom, to let you sit on my right side as my Alien-Human hybrids descended on the world like locusts.

You have jeopardized the entire operation!

[cholma]

No worries. No one ever believes the alien stories. Look at Willis: he chronicled the events in Denver for YEARS and no one believed him. Where was NBC news? CNN? Al-Jazeera? NOWHERE. That's where.

[_gerald]

David Bowie knows, but everyone just thought Ziggy Stardust was a phase he was going through.

[mythos_9]

See, Dani found out that alien love is the best love...which is why she married him. ;)

Dani, hon, try to have fun and enjoy the scenery and stuff your face with good food! Get a couple disposable cameras and take some awesome snaps to post later! :D