The best way to tell a story...
* DaniShower is now known as Danihana
Ehhh.... @.@
spider in shower BAD
VERY BAD
Eeeeeee
and it was huge
why do the bugs down here have to be so fucking huge?
WHY?!
The worst part is, it was in the shower the whole time that I was in the shower and I didn't notice it
it was hiding underneath the shower curtain until i pulled it back, and it fell out
and I had to get all squinty eyed to see what was wiggling and black in the tub
and then i jumped out of the tub and turned the water back on
because i had just finished showering
and then it kept trying to climb out of the tub towards me
and i had the water on hot and when bugs are in really hot water they start to shrivel up
it's really neat
but mean
but still neat
so he was all like, "oh god it's so hot" and he curled up in a little ball
so i thought he was dead
but just to make sure i got a cup and filled it up with water and flushed him down the drain
and then he was all like, "EEEEEE"
and he wiggled around
and went down the drain
and i was like, "YAY!"
but i was still like, "Oh god is he really dead? Please be dead evil satan bug!"
and I kept goin' "Go down the drain! Go down the drain! Down the drain you fucker!"
DIE
* Danihana pants O.o;;;;;
Holy crap.
I'm all jittery now, and twitchy
very twitchy
* Danihana falls down
THE HORROR
Apparently I spend a lot of time talking to myself. >_> Or maybe that was just the adrenaline still kicking in, because DAMN I typed fast. XD