i have personal space issues
Dear Person A,
Back the fuck off. I have to clean up enough already with the crappy job you do on your own work without you pilfering my keys, going into my desk, and trying to finish my work as well. Not only does this violate my personal space in a number of ways (considering you STOLE MY FUCKING KEYS!) but I now have to go back and undo everything you did and then redo it because you are completely inapt at doing simple tasks. Next time you get the urge to create a double workload for me, do us all a favour and choke on a rock instead.
~Me
Back the fuck off. I have to clean up enough already with the crappy job you do on your own work without you pilfering my keys, going into my desk, and trying to finish my work as well. Not only does this violate my personal space in a number of ways (considering you STOLE MY FUCKING KEYS!) but I now have to go back and undo everything you did and then redo it because you are completely inapt at doing simple tasks. Next time you get the urge to create a double workload for me, do us all a favour and choke on a rock instead.
~Me