iowans
60 degrees:
Arizonians turn on the heat.
People in Iowa plant gardens.
50 degrees:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Iowans sunbathe.
40 degrees:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Iowa drive with the windows down.
32 degrees:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Des Moines gets thicker.
20 degrees:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Iowa throw on a flannel shirt.
15 degrees:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
Iowans have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0 degrees
People in Miami all die.
Iowans close the windows.
10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico
People in Iowa get out their winter coats.
25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Iowa are selling cookies door to door.
40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
Iowans let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Iowans get upset because they can't start their Mini-Vans.
460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)
Iowans greet each other with, "Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Iowa public schools will open 2 hours late.
Arizonians turn on the heat.
People in Iowa plant gardens.
50 degrees:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Iowans sunbathe.
40 degrees:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Iowa drive with the windows down.
32 degrees:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Des Moines gets thicker.
20 degrees:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Iowa throw on a flannel shirt.
15 degrees:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
Iowans have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0 degrees
People in Miami all die.
Iowans close the windows.
10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico
People in Iowa get out their winter coats.
25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Iowa are selling cookies door to door.
40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
Iowans let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Iowans get upset because they can't start their Mini-Vans.
460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)
Iowans greet each other with, "Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Iowa public schools will open 2 hours late.