(Untitled)

[danielsjang]

wow. while I was napping today, I got like 5 phone calls! amazing.

Anyway, here's the dreaded update everyone wanted.
If you didn't know, I'm leaving for Costa Rica for a KCM (church) mission trip. I'll be there for 10 days, leaving tomorrow on a 5:30 plane to Houston then C.R.

I'll have a big update then. promise.

Enjoy your week!

Comments

Dan's Schools

[anonymous]

My guess is all of them.

Dan Jang's application will steal Harry Potter's spot atop the New York Times bestseller list just because he is sending it to so many places.

If Allyson Li happens to read this, I don't think you should apply to any schools. They don't accept applications written in crayon by dumbasses.

Plus you just won't get in.

Not even to UW Washington County, which advertises for people to come to its prestigious institute of higher learning.

Start selling out your body now. It will soon become your only means of income, so I suggest you learn the ropes.

In other news, only a few more months until JMP gets shot down in a firey display of unmitigated hilarity by Stanford.

At least John Hopkins will be a somewhat acceptable backup school for her.

Re: Dan's Schools

[anonymous]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Dan's Schools

[jakemv]

absolutely top-notch, amigo

Re: Dan's Schools

[anonymous]

you can always count on garrett for a good making-fun-of-allyson post.

Re: Dan's Schools

[anonymous]

i like referring to him as "he who must remain nameless" - because it makes him sound like a magical and mystical hilarious guy.

Re: Dan's Schools

[danielsjang]

how did I know that by allowing anonymous comments, this post would be used as a free-talk ground? I so called garrett saying something about the ms.
quite hilarious, yeah.