The Secret of the Juiceman and healthy living!

[danielraptus]

Hey, remember the late night infomercials for "The Juiceman" juicers? You know, the show that had the hot chick and the crazed old guy with the bushy eyebrows? That man would throw in whole apples, carrots, parsley, watermellons and baby kittys just to show how well his product juiced and "unlocked the live giving nutrients" in ANYTHING you threw

Comments

[kymberlynn]

Add sugar to it and you should be just fine!
Though I would have to say I am more of a veggie girl myself, but you can pretend I am raddishes if it will make you feel better! (and yep that is ganna taste like ass no matter how much sugar you add!)

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[danielraptus]

I could never juice any fruit or veggie that I am pretending is you.

I may buy a salad shooter.

[kymberlynn]

You were almost nice to me there for just a second, are you sure you are feeling well?

[danielraptus]

I feel great. I'm juicing now.

When I go to the doctor tomorrow for my last test he'll be all like "wow. You are the healthiest guy I've ever seen." and I'll tell him "Duh. I just started juicing yesterday. Sheesh."

I'm going to try adding sugar to it, by the way. Maybe I can actually get myself to drink a glass of it before tomorrow if I do.

[squeak]

adding apple juice or orange juice can make it more bearable as well...