The Secret of the Juiceman and healthy living!

[danielraptus]

Hey, remember the late night infomercials for "The Juiceman" juicers? You know, the show that had the hot chick and the crazed old guy with the bushy eyebrows? That man would throw in whole apples, carrots, parsley, watermellons and baby kittys just to show how well his product juiced and "unlocked the live giving nutrients" in ANYTHING you threw

Comments

[ronninfernum]

Is this really someone you want to buy food from: http://www.aniadesign.com/JayKordich/images/jay_home_01.jpg he looks like an albino Vulcan made love to a leather bag and had a kid in a Crest factory. He's just creepy and look what I do for fun. could be worse I went out and got a miniature Stonehenge so I could say I had a desk Calender.

I thought it was funny.

Scary!

[ravenared]

you're right!
and he seems to have vandalized
Shane T's. closet...that shirt!!!!!!aaahhh!

Re: Scary!

[ravenared]

oh, and most definitely...carrot juice!
Love fresh carrot juice...good stuffus!

hmmmm....what about bones? does it crush them?
or would I have to de-bone and just liquify the flesh?
(at least I know I could dump the skeleton at SCREAMS)
Mhuahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!oh, the possibilities......

Re: Scary!

[danielraptus]

The instructions don't mention anything about putting vertibrates into the Juiceman Juicer. As far as I'm concerned if they don't say anything about it, it's A-ok.

[danielraptus]

I would not buy food from a man who looks like that... I will buy an engine of destruction from him, however, which is what the Juiceman is!

Look at his face! That man must know carnage!