I don't even...
Quote of the Day:
J: So we were just talking about how if Zombies invade and you have your shotgun and you run out of ammo you know you're going to have to do yourself in. So to kill yourself with a shotgun, you put it in your mouth you know? Well if it was a chocolate shotgun the last thing you'd taste would be chocolate! It's brilliant!
D: ??? ... ??????????
Sh: And you could just bite the end off and you'd have a sawed off shotgun!
D: Sh! You're not usually supposed to encourage this!
Sh: What do you want "God Empress Danielle" it's Friday?
She got me there. So I've been to the Dr a lot lately because my stomach hurts all the time and apparently there're some spots on my liver they want to track and I'm all like oooh kaye. So I go back in for a checkup. And when she weighs me and tries to measure my height (because having my appetite and guts messed up for so long is turning me into a more severe fattypants) she has to check and make sure the ruler wasn't broken, and also blame my shoes because it was showing as 5'10" and I'm all "WTF, that is how tall I am."
Not that I care much about my height when I have a constant pain in my side.
Which I've been officially told to deal with. In other words "how bad is it?" BAD ENOUGH I WASTE MY TIME IN YOUR DAMN OFFICE YOU JACKASS.
I dunno, it's just really frustrating. He asks if ibuprofen helps, after he told me not to take any because my blood potassium is high. (BARELY! Why am I wasting my time on this?) I also am supposed to not eat potassium rich foods, which include pretty much anything healthy that I bother to eat. And he wants to test my blood again which means I have to go to MESA again and I HATE MESA.
...
So maybe being told "It's almost certainly not cancer but the lawyers won't let us say no anyway so another scan in four months and by the way the thing making you sick since February we have no clue about. Don't eat bananas." has me a bit irritated.
Though at least even though all this has had me irritated and tired forever I managed to get a B in accelerated Korean.
EDIT: aww, man I just looked back at my entries and I keep saying that my stomach has been hurting since February thinking I'm exaggerating and it's actually been since January. Lovely.
J: So we were just talking about how if Zombies invade and you have your shotgun and you run out of ammo you know you're going to have to do yourself in. So to kill yourself with a shotgun, you put it in your mouth you know? Well if it was a chocolate shotgun the last thing you'd taste would be chocolate! It's brilliant!
D: ??? ... ??????????
Sh: And you could just bite the end off and you'd have a sawed off shotgun!
D: Sh! You're not usually supposed to encourage this!
Sh: What do you want "God Empress Danielle" it's Friday?
She got me there. So I've been to the Dr a lot lately because my stomach hurts all the time and apparently there're some spots on my liver they want to track and I'm all like oooh kaye. So I go back in for a checkup. And when she weighs me and tries to measure my height (because having my appetite and guts messed up for so long is turning me into a more severe fattypants) she has to check and make sure the ruler wasn't broken, and also blame my shoes because it was showing as 5'10" and I'm all "WTF, that is how tall I am."
Not that I care much about my height when I have a constant pain in my side.
Which I've been officially told to deal with. In other words "how bad is it?" BAD ENOUGH I WASTE MY TIME IN YOUR DAMN OFFICE YOU JACKASS.
I dunno, it's just really frustrating. He asks if ibuprofen helps, after he told me not to take any because my blood potassium is high. (BARELY! Why am I wasting my time on this?) I also am supposed to not eat potassium rich foods, which include pretty much anything healthy that I bother to eat. And he wants to test my blood again which means I have to go to MESA again and I HATE MESA.
...
So maybe being told "It's almost certainly not cancer but the lawyers won't let us say no anyway so another scan in four months and by the way the thing making you sick since February we have no clue about. Don't eat bananas." has me a bit irritated.
Though at least even though all this has had me irritated and tired forever I managed to get a B in accelerated Korean.
EDIT: aww, man I just looked back at my entries and I keep saying that my stomach has been hurting since February thinking I'm exaggerating and it's actually been since January. Lovely.