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June 22nd: ditty bops in SLC.
June/July: Florida for 5 days.
August: Lollapalooza!
Late August: Colombia for school.
Hey maria remember when we were in youngings and i had just bought this purple and green tribal elephant thing at the dollar store and i thought it was the coolest elephant ever because it was purple! And then we got into some sort of argument and you fucking THREW my elephant against the wall...i can still remember you picking it up and me being like "oh don't you even" and you did it....you bitch! and then you had some lame porceline frog thing that was holding a little pillow that said "i love you" and i was like " you threw my elephant i'm going to kill your lame "i love you frog"...and i threw it AT YOU! (and it actually hit the wall and a little piece of the frog FLEW OFF!...)(it was the rage....) AND THEN......you little liar you....you started SCREAMINNGGG! AND I FLIPPED OUT!!!! AND THEEEENNN....you said something along the lines of "ahhhhhhh oohhhhh waaaahhhhh!!!! my finger MY FINGER MY FINGEEERR!! AHHHH!! And then here you comee....RUNNING TOWARDS ME!! showing me your halfie!! your half finger!! HALF OF YOUR FINGER!! I THREW YOUR STUPID ASS FROG AND IT MADE YOUR FINGER FLY OFF YOUR HAND!! (remember we're like 7 or 8 years old). AND YOU WERE SCREAMING AND CRYING LIKE A MANIAC!!! and i felt like shit...i was like "holy shit maria dosn't have a finger!!!" SHE DOES NOT HAVE A FINGER!!! and then....and then....and then....you bitch...you come up to me real close and show me your hand....and VOOALA!!...all of a sudden....all of a fucking sudden....i see this little tiny finger unfold from within your hand. you bitch. you played the "i lost my finger trick" on me. and me.....well i totally fell for it. and your horendous cry turned into a smile..then a laugh...hahahhahaha.
June/July: Florida for 5 days.
August: Lollapalooza!
Late August: Colombia for school.
Hey maria remember when we were in youngings and i had just bought this purple and green tribal elephant thing at the dollar store and i thought it was the coolest elephant ever because it was purple! And then we got into some sort of argument and you fucking THREW my elephant against the wall...i can still remember you picking it up and me being like "oh don't you even" and you did it....you bitch! and then you had some lame porceline frog thing that was holding a little pillow that said "i love you" and i was like " you threw my elephant i'm going to kill your lame "i love you frog"...and i threw it AT YOU! (and it actually hit the wall and a little piece of the frog FLEW OFF!...)(it was the rage....) AND THEN......you little liar you....you started SCREAMINNGGG! AND I FLIPPED OUT!!!! AND THEEEENNN....you said something along the lines of "ahhhhhhh oohhhhh waaaahhhhh!!!! my finger MY FINGER MY FINGEEERR!! AHHHH!! And then here you comee....RUNNING TOWARDS ME!! showing me your halfie!! your half finger!! HALF OF YOUR FINGER!! I THREW YOUR STUPID ASS FROG AND IT MADE YOUR FINGER FLY OFF YOUR HAND!! (remember we're like 7 or 8 years old). AND YOU WERE SCREAMING AND CRYING LIKE A MANIAC!!! and i felt like shit...i was like "holy shit maria dosn't have a finger!!!" SHE DOES NOT HAVE A FINGER!!! and then....and then....and then....you bitch...you come up to me real close and show me your hand....and VOOALA!!...all of a sudden....all of a fucking sudden....i see this little tiny finger unfold from within your hand. you bitch. you played the "i lost my finger trick" on me. and me.....well i totally fell for it. and your horendous cry turned into a smile..then a laugh...hahahhahaha.