I have to share my drunk customer
So I got promoted. I'm selling a different service, and I'm getting commission. Today was day 3, and it sucked in comparison to day 2. But I had a high point.
Cue the drunk customer.
M = Me
DC = Drunk Customer
M: Hello, may I speak to [redacted]?
DC: Who is this?
M: My name is Daniel [redacted] with [redacted]. The reason for my call is that your [redacted] service was recently disconnected and I wanted to address any concerns you may have had.
DC: Who is this?
M: Daniel with [redacted]
DC: oh hey daniel [redacted]
M:(insert mundane customer stuff)
DC: Hey Daniel, hey Daniel [redated], you wanna dance?
M: sure I enjoy dancing.
DC: Lets do it... *he grunts and dances* Okay, did you dance?
M: Yeah
DC: okay back to your question....
(more mundane customer stuff)
DC: Hey daniel... do you know where my kid is?
M: er, no, i wasn't aware you had a kid... maybe he's asleep
DC: Maybe he is. - - Or maybe I'm just highly intoxicated...
M: Sounds like fun.
DC: Hells yeah, but back to your question...
(more customer stuff)
DC: okay okay, but I got one more question for you. you wanna know what I'm wearing.
M: ummm.....
DC: Well I'll tell you. I'm wearing a hat, and some suspenders and some carpenter jeans, and another propeller hat, and a dress and some elf shoes!
M: I, uh, I didn't know they still made carpenter jeans...
DC: Hells yeah, like chinos, but i can't wear chinos with this outfit, you ever wear chinos?
M: not since high school
DC: aww
M: Well it's been a pleasure talking with you tonight sir, I hope that if you ever change your mind about your [redacted] service you will give us a call back.
DC: OKay Daniel, will do. Oh hey, I got one more question for you.
M: Sure sir?
DC: You wanna dance some more? Can you moonwalk?
M: I'm not really coordinated enough for that...
DC: Lets do it! (He grunts rythmically likes he's trying really hard.) Did you do it?
M: Yeah, I almost tripped...
DC: Hells yeah!
M: Well sir thank you for talking with me, and you have a great night...
BEST CALL EVER!
(and i almost just lost this post because my extra mouse button got clicked and sent my browser back a step.. fuck no.)
But I remember this call so vividly and it makes me giggle every time.
Cue the drunk customer.
M = Me
DC = Drunk Customer
M: Hello, may I speak to [redacted]?
DC: Who is this?
M: My name is Daniel [redacted] with [redacted]. The reason for my call is that your [redacted] service was recently disconnected and I wanted to address any concerns you may have had.
DC: Who is this?
M: Daniel with [redacted]
DC: oh hey daniel [redacted]
M:(insert mundane customer stuff)
DC: Hey Daniel, hey Daniel [redated], you wanna dance?
M: sure I enjoy dancing.
DC: Lets do it... *he grunts and dances* Okay, did you dance?
M: Yeah
DC: okay back to your question....
(more mundane customer stuff)
DC: Hey daniel... do you know where my kid is?
M: er, no, i wasn't aware you had a kid... maybe he's asleep
DC: Maybe he is. - - Or maybe I'm just highly intoxicated...
M: Sounds like fun.
DC: Hells yeah, but back to your question...
(more customer stuff)
DC: okay okay, but I got one more question for you. you wanna know what I'm wearing.
M: ummm.....
DC: Well I'll tell you. I'm wearing a hat, and some suspenders and some carpenter jeans, and another propeller hat, and a dress and some elf shoes!
M: I, uh, I didn't know they still made carpenter jeans...
DC: Hells yeah, like chinos, but i can't wear chinos with this outfit, you ever wear chinos?
M: not since high school
DC: aww
M: Well it's been a pleasure talking with you tonight sir, I hope that if you ever change your mind about your [redacted] service you will give us a call back.
DC: OKay Daniel, will do. Oh hey, I got one more question for you.
M: Sure sir?
DC: You wanna dance some more? Can you moonwalk?
M: I'm not really coordinated enough for that...
DC: Lets do it! (He grunts rythmically likes he's trying really hard.) Did you do it?
M: Yeah, I almost tripped...
DC: Hells yeah!
M: Well sir thank you for talking with me, and you have a great night...
BEST CALL EVER!
(and i almost just lost this post because my extra mouse button got clicked and sent my browser back a step.. fuck no.)
But I remember this call so vividly and it makes me giggle every time.