Woah, Dreams

Jul 08, 2009 07:33

I wish i could dream more often. As it is when I do dream and remember them, there are multiple dreams and they happen in short sleep periods.

here are two from last night.

A) I dreamed that I blew Zach.
- Zach is a guy I met last night (this morning) He was drunk downstairs and while I was outside smoking he came up to meet me, and the encounter resulted in the following tweets.
Drunk guy named Zach came upstairs to talk to me and tell me about his nuts. OH GOD! why me?
I wished I had my phone because at one point he was laying on the ground just holding his crotch and it would have made a fantastic twitpic
oh! and b4 i went out I was playing with one of my rings, put it on my ring finger. When he shook my hand he held it and commented on ring
"are you married, what's going on?" are all drunk guys gay? do I have like a 40ft aura of 'hit on me if you're confused' "WHATS GOING ON?"
- So In my dream I had the balls to ask him if he wanted a blow job and he asked from me, I said sure and so did he. I was greedy and made pig noises while getting him off twice in rapid succession despite the fact that he was drunk. At this point I put him away and he fell to the floor, so I moved him to my bed and after he threw up in my trashcan we fell asleep snuggling. I vaguely remember him getting up and trying to be quiet in leaving.

Decent dream, wish it had happened for real, it was pretty hot.

Dream B) Super Weird Plot that may belong to some Japanese Anime somewhere.
- I was a dark headed little boy of about 16. My family lived in a model house in a Super Mall, only it wasn't really a mall, more like a GIANT Sears or something. Anyway something weird was going on and everyone was panicking and hitting the streets to evacuate the city. Houses were popping up fully formed and populated by 'zombie' families. when I say 'zombie' here I mean all Stepford-y. The kid in me wasn't freaking out until an inverted black hole appeared inside the mall and began spitting out a house with pink siding. I freaked out and ran to my room and started to pack like a mad man, about to break down because I couldn't figure out what to pack.
- I remember a little black bag with three pockets and shoving in 40 bottles of hand sanitizer, toothpaste, toothbrush, deodorant, a book, my retainer and some other thing.
- A woman came up to me and said that someone was waiting for me outside and I remember immediately calming down and asking who it was, she said he had dark hair and looked like he came from a movie. I followed her to a door and noticed that there were cameras set up facing my house like they were filming a tv show or something.
- The guy outside was tan and attractive and I didn't recognize him until I got close up because he was holding the leads on two Camels. Turns out it was a guy I knew from summer camp. I ran the last few paces and tackled him to the floor and we wrestled like old times for a bit. Then I woke up.

so. WTF?

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