For Basketball, He'll Do Anything
*There's a lot of grumbling coming from Indy's room; that is coming from a southern state named Kentucky, staring at an article* Teaching the bible in school in order to bring down shootings? This is ridiculous! I can't believe they're doing this! Why is this bill getting so much support?
Let's get to something more cheerful. Oh, basketball!
... HOW IS KANSAS ABOVE ME?
How can this- Why is my team's heiney being handed to it?... Calm down, Kenny... think... what is something Kansas does that you don't do.... well, we both don't drink... um, she doesn't has nearly as many mountains as I do. That'll take a long time to deal with, if that's the case...
OH! I know! She's really religious!
So... religion, plus basketball, equals awesome skill?
...
OK, I'LL SUPPORT THE BIBLE CLASS BILL THING YOU GUYS!
*and so he goes, posting up different posters about the new bill, trying to be as religious as possible in hopes that EXTREME RELIGION = MAD BBALL SKILLZ *
Let's get to something more cheerful. Oh, basketball!
... HOW IS KANSAS ABOVE ME?
How can this- Why is my team's heiney being handed to it?... Calm down, Kenny... think... what is something Kansas does that you don't do.... well, we both don't drink... um, she doesn't has nearly as many mountains as I do. That'll take a long time to deal with, if that's the case...
OH! I know! She's really religious!
So... religion, plus basketball, equals awesome skill?
...
OK, I'LL SUPPORT THE BIBLE CLASS BILL THING YOU GUYS!
*and so he goes, posting up different posters about the new bill, trying to be as religious as possible in hopes that EXTREME RELIGION = MAD BBALL SKILLZ *