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so i've barely posted in the last two months or so. why? because i hurt myself, that's why!
i got in a fight with like 64 ninjas and then this giant guy shooting purple lazers out of his eyes came at me and i had to defeat him and the ninjas and a robot dinosaur from the future. and it all happened in the past and there were like twelve million explosions and i destroyed a sun! it was all very epic.
sometime during all that i fell in the rain while holding a glass bottle and it cut my right hand. and i was whisked away to the emergency room and got 8 stitches. and then i came back and finished the job i started with the ninjas and totally saved the day!
after that they gave me the key to the city and asked that i not type for a few weeks to let it heal. but now i can type again, although it still hurts and i still can't move my middle finger completely. and i'm not allowed to ride a bike, which is lame.
it will be months until i'm totally healed and even then i might never be completely 100% the way i used to be. but at least i stopped those pesky ninjas!
i got in a fight with like 64 ninjas and then this giant guy shooting purple lazers out of his eyes came at me and i had to defeat him and the ninjas and a robot dinosaur from the future. and it all happened in the past and there were like twelve million explosions and i destroyed a sun! it was all very epic.
sometime during all that i fell in the rain while holding a glass bottle and it cut my right hand. and i was whisked away to the emergency room and got 8 stitches. and then i came back and finished the job i started with the ninjas and totally saved the day!
after that they gave me the key to the city and asked that i not type for a few weeks to let it heal. but now i can type again, although it still hurts and i still can't move my middle finger completely. and i'm not allowed to ride a bike, which is lame.
it will be months until i'm totally healed and even then i might never be completely 100% the way i used to be. but at least i stopped those pesky ninjas!