applying for a job
You Are Not Scary
Everyone loves you. Isn't that sweet?
How scary are you?
That's nice to know ^_^
Dear Mr Nevual,
Although usually when we send these letters we say we are sorry we cannot process you application further, i can honestly say that i'm thankfull we wont.
Sex: on the application form we were asking for your gender. nothing more, nothing less.
address: this was not written by "some dyslexic red-necked leprechaun wannabe" it was in fact asking for your place of residence, so unless you live at Pink and Thrilly St. you have misunderstood.
age: this was asking your age, not your ideal partners... and we have contacted the authorities regarding your answer of "between 7 and 9"
Your national insurance number was not asking for the details of your off-shore bank account.
when asked "why do you wan't to work with us?" your answer of "because your shop sells expensive things that can go 'Missing'" worried us.
Prison does not count as your last employer, nor did they give you a very good refference "Stabby Joe".
Methylenedioxymethamphetamine is not a perscribed medication, let alone perscribed for "Sobriety pains"
as for the section marked Hobbies And Interests.
1) Masturbating is not hobby, nor as you described it "also a way of life"
2) murder is not a hobby, nor is statuary rape.
3) forging peoples Wills is also illegal.
4) i suggest you abbrieviate "cycling over people tied to the floor." to "cycling"
I enclose the letter by saying that due to health reasons you should not sign your signiture for any application form in your own blood.
We ask you never to send an application again or else suffer legal reprecussion.
Dean Richards,
Recruitment advisor.
I'm guessing i didn't get the job :S