Because, seriously, I can't not post this!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, danica_enjolras sent to me...
Twelve muses drumming
Eleven vampires piping
Ten classics a-singing
Nine artemis reading
Eight guillotines a-drawing
Seven musicals a-writing
Six frenchboys acting
Five le-e-e-es miserables
Four star wars
Three douglas sills
Two les amis
...and a slash in a feuilly.