Our last week in Los Angeles…
Well it’s been a nice stay in lovely L.A. Sunday after Sarah Jessica Parker won that Emmy I forced Russell to get dressed and take me out on the town to find the girl and congratulate her properly! Of course we didn’t find her unfortunately, but I do think I saw Brad Pitt at one party - but got distracted before I could make my way over there…
But last night had to be the most fun I’ve had in a good long while! You see Russell’s friend Jason Isaacs happened into LA. Toni Collette was here over the weekend, and unfortunately we missed her, but Russell assures me that we’ll get to spend some quality time with her when we get back to Sydney next week. He say she needs some cuddles…so cuddles she shall have!
You see Jason is recently divorced. Well legally anyway, emotionally Russell said he’s been kind of done with it for a while. Well apparently he was feeling like an “old fogey” and concerned he was going to end up alone or some other such rubbish.
That is never going to happen…
Someone as fantastic as you Jason won’t stay alone for very long!
Well, the three of us went to diner - which was fantastic. Then we went for some drinks…where I started to get Jason as drunk as I possibly could. Seeing as I have this insane crush on him - I needed a few pints myself…because Russell was defiantly out flirting me early on. Then some people started to recognize the boys - no one here recognizes me (which is probably why I like it here more than Russell does.) So before we got into the papers, we took it back to the hotel. Did I tell you that we are staying at the fantastic Beverly Wilshire? The suite is actually BIGGER than the suite they showed in the movie Pretty Woman, and it has a much nicer bar. From which I started pouring shots for the boys once we got upstairs. Russell drank all the bourbon so I moved them into a very nice single malt. Well before long I had far surpassed Russell in flirting with Mr. Isaacs, as he’d taken to fits of giggles the more bold I got. I wasn’t sure if Russy was laughing at me or Jason. I’m sure Jason was not really expecting me to completely take advantage of him like that! I’m sure by the time I made it onto his lap… Well I’m sure his expression was priceless.
Ladies…he is a fantastic kisser. A point that can NEVER be undersold, because we all know what it means if a man is a really fantastic kisser…
Well, eventually Russell got bored with us and he’d gone into the office room and I think he was on the computer checking his email…he did say he chatted with Toni for a bit - until of course Jason and I fell off the couch and toppled the vase that was on the coffee table (Toni - sorry we interruped your conversation - but I promise Russell and I will make it up to you when we see you in Sydney). It was us that were in fits and giggles then. Russell came out to make sure we were all right, which we were of course - although the vase is a goner. Then it was out on the balcony to smoke. I’m telling you, if Russell and I didn’t have the perfect relationship we do…I might just have to follow Jason home. Believe me he was wonderful enough that I wanted to bring him to bed with us! (I’m not completely sure Russell would have objected at that point since apparently he’d hidden a bottle of bourbon in the office room!) Of course, even blotto, Jason was a complete gentleman…and after he’d sobered up a bit, and we got my lipstick off his face - he called his driver who came and collected him straightaway. Russell said I was mean for getting poor Jason all wound up like that. I just hope he doesn’t regret it, since until he’s got a special person in his life again…I’m always going to be available for a good make out session with him.
*SIGH*
Did I mention what a fantastic kisser he is???
But last night had to be the most fun I’ve had in a good long while! You see Russell’s friend Jason Isaacs happened into LA. Toni Collette was here over the weekend, and unfortunately we missed her, but Russell assures me that we’ll get to spend some quality time with her when we get back to Sydney next week. He say she needs some cuddles…so cuddles she shall have!
You see Jason is recently divorced. Well legally anyway, emotionally Russell said he’s been kind of done with it for a while. Well apparently he was feeling like an “old fogey” and concerned he was going to end up alone or some other such rubbish.
That is never going to happen…
Someone as fantastic as you Jason won’t stay alone for very long!
Well, the three of us went to diner - which was fantastic. Then we went for some drinks…where I started to get Jason as drunk as I possibly could. Seeing as I have this insane crush on him - I needed a few pints myself…because Russell was defiantly out flirting me early on. Then some people started to recognize the boys - no one here recognizes me (which is probably why I like it here more than Russell does.) So before we got into the papers, we took it back to the hotel. Did I tell you that we are staying at the fantastic Beverly Wilshire? The suite is actually BIGGER than the suite they showed in the movie Pretty Woman, and it has a much nicer bar. From which I started pouring shots for the boys once we got upstairs. Russell drank all the bourbon so I moved them into a very nice single malt. Well before long I had far surpassed Russell in flirting with Mr. Isaacs, as he’d taken to fits of giggles the more bold I got. I wasn’t sure if Russy was laughing at me or Jason. I’m sure Jason was not really expecting me to completely take advantage of him like that! I’m sure by the time I made it onto his lap… Well I’m sure his expression was priceless.
Ladies…he is a fantastic kisser. A point that can NEVER be undersold, because we all know what it means if a man is a really fantastic kisser…
Well, eventually Russell got bored with us and he’d gone into the office room and I think he was on the computer checking his email…he did say he chatted with Toni for a bit - until of course Jason and I fell off the couch and toppled the vase that was on the coffee table (Toni - sorry we interruped your conversation - but I promise Russell and I will make it up to you when we see you in Sydney). It was us that were in fits and giggles then. Russell came out to make sure we were all right, which we were of course - although the vase is a goner. Then it was out on the balcony to smoke. I’m telling you, if Russell and I didn’t have the perfect relationship we do…I might just have to follow Jason home. Believe me he was wonderful enough that I wanted to bring him to bed with us! (I’m not completely sure Russell would have objected at that point since apparently he’d hidden a bottle of bourbon in the office room!) Of course, even blotto, Jason was a complete gentleman…and after he’d sobered up a bit, and we got my lipstick off his face - he called his driver who came and collected him straightaway. Russell said I was mean for getting poor Jason all wound up like that. I just hope he doesn’t regret it, since until he’s got a special person in his life again…I’m always going to be available for a good make out session with him.
*SIGH*
Did I mention what a fantastic kisser he is???