Potential future conversation if all girls were in the same room when I finally decided
Girls. There are too many of you.
Rachel, you are pretty and experienced. You are an amazing girl and I think, no, I know, that you could and certainly would kick my ass if I ever cheated on you, which would never happen.
Clair, you are cute and I have a lot of fun with you. We have a shared link in swimming throughout high school. We seem compatible.
Maddie, you are adorable and very funny. You make me smile upon seeing you because you seem to burst with an enthusiasism that is unrivaled by most.
I don't know what I'm going to do when I have to decide. Hopefully, I can get a break.
Rachel, you are pretty and experienced. You are an amazing girl and I think, no, I know, that you could and certainly would kick my ass if I ever cheated on you, which would never happen.
Clair, you are cute and I have a lot of fun with you. We have a shared link in swimming throughout high school. We seem compatible.
Maddie, you are adorable and very funny. You make me smile upon seeing you because you seem to burst with an enthusiasism that is unrivaled by most.
I don't know what I'm going to do when I have to decide. Hopefully, I can get a break.