Shit. Christ.
Today was so embarrassing.
I got to the school early and was standing aside, minding my own business and waiting for the examination when all of a sudden a bug landed on my pants out of nowhere.
A bug. A LARGE bug. A FUCKING GIGANTIC COW SIZED BUG. The sort that goes zzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZttttttttttttttTTTTTTTT. (Okay, in reality it was vomit colored and was two inches long and an inch thick. I mean, I'm not afraid of flying roaches and all that stuff, but man, this thing was HUGE and YELLOW and absolutely DISGUSTING.)
Anyway, the thing landed on my pants and I just whacked it off with my textbook. All was fine. But it came back. So I flicked it off again. When it landed on me a third time, I got so pissed that I flung it onto the floor and stomped until it guts gushed out and splattered all over the place. I got so carried away I didn't notice everyone was staring at me like I was Devil Woman.
Anyway, it's dead and I'm not too sorry abt it. The looks on those ppl's faces are so dead funny. The guys looked at me like I was a would-be husband beater or sth =_=' Well, they didn't have a bug whirling around their hair and privates. Lucky them.
Embarrassing incident, round two. Had to stay at that school for lunch for my third exam and had lunch at the tables in the covered playground. I accidentally knocked over the bowl and the noodles and soup flew everywhere, which was fine until I realized there was a "No Eating" sign plastered behind my table. THEN I looked up and saw the security camera aimed right at me, because I was sitting in front of the lockers. God, I wanted to crawl into a hole and hide. I just waved awkwardly at the camera, mopped up the best I can and fled. Thank God I don't have to set foot in that school every again.
Today sucked. TT_TT
I got to the school early and was standing aside, minding my own business and waiting for the examination when all of a sudden a bug landed on my pants out of nowhere.
A bug. A LARGE bug. A FUCKING GIGANTIC COW SIZED BUG. The sort that goes zzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZttttttttttttttTTTTTTTT. (Okay, in reality it was vomit colored and was two inches long and an inch thick. I mean, I'm not afraid of flying roaches and all that stuff, but man, this thing was HUGE and YELLOW and absolutely DISGUSTING.)
Anyway, the thing landed on my pants and I just whacked it off with my textbook. All was fine. But it came back. So I flicked it off again. When it landed on me a third time, I got so pissed that I flung it onto the floor and stomped until it guts gushed out and splattered all over the place. I got so carried away I didn't notice everyone was staring at me like I was Devil Woman.
Anyway, it's dead and I'm not too sorry abt it. The looks on those ppl's faces are so dead funny. The guys looked at me like I was a would-be husband beater or sth =_=' Well, they didn't have a bug whirling around their hair and privates. Lucky them.
Embarrassing incident, round two. Had to stay at that school for lunch for my third exam and had lunch at the tables in the covered playground. I accidentally knocked over the bowl and the noodles and soup flew everywhere, which was fine until I realized there was a "No Eating" sign plastered behind my table. THEN I looked up and saw the security camera aimed right at me, because I was sitting in front of the lockers. God, I wanted to crawl into a hole and hide. I just waved awkwardly at the camera, mopped up the best I can and fled. Thank God I don't have to set foot in that school every again.
Today sucked. TT_TT