LOLz- retards
I was walking down the main corridor at my school and I was stopped by an absent minded professeur who "needed to speak to me right away." So I turned around and walked with her in the direction of her office when all of a sudden she realizes I'm the wrong person and informs me she doesn't need to speak to me. She was all confused and trying to maintain this aura of superiority that's so frigging important to her. I was then un-freaked-the-fuck-out.