Yoinked from
linaelyn:
You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:
1. one weapon.
2. one song blasting on the speakers.
3. one famous person to fight alongside you.
Weapon can be real or fictional, you may assume endless ammo if applicable. Person can be real or fictional.
Easy, this.
(1) If it has to be a personal weapon, a
Heckler and Koch Close Assault Weapons System, with slug, tungsten buckshot and flechette ammo. Yes, please, endless ammo. If any weapon, I'd like an
M134 Minigun on a good tripod. Again with the endless ammo, since those puppies have a fire rate of up to 6000 rounds per minute.
(2) Queen, "Don't Stop Me Now"
(3) Captain Sir Richard Francis Burton. I can take 'em out at range, but if the zombies get close in, you want someone that can kick serious ass. Burton was the greatest swordsman of the 19th Century, and was well known for keeping a cool head in a crisis.
Although River Tam wouldn't be bad, either.