Eww! This whole conversation has to stop right now before it gets way icky.
17. At the top of the Eiffel tower - we could fall off and die! That's not even facing the whole deporting us for being lewd thing and we both have criminal records.
And I can't have sex with you noooow because I've got to read about vaaaaampiiiires!
and I'm so not having sex at the zoo! That's creepy and I'm sure borders on beastiality or something.
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Dangerous? Psssh.
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17. At the top of the Eiffel tower - we could fall off and die! That's not even facing the whole deporting us for being lewd thing and we both have criminal records.
And I can't have sex with you noooow because I've got to read about vaaaaampiiiires!
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