Call me sentimental, but given what you did, I think I'm justified in telling you that you are a fucking bitch. *still with the perfectly charming smile* And what have I done to you?
You flatter me, dear. And you're absolutely correct, though I highly doubt you want to hear details on the fucking I'm doing. *so very sweetly* It's your fault I died. It would have worked so perfectly if the angel hadn't found out.
Please, spare me. *quirks an eyebrow* You could hardly have expected that I would keep it to myself, as enjoyable as his belief that I had betrayed his trust was.
Now, now, brother-in-law, is there truly need for such hostility? *so sweet, so innocent* If you will disregard family courtesy, at least out of self-preservation do keep in mind that the family needs no more excuse to spill your blood. Do try not to give it to them.
Absolutely, dearest sister-in-law. It's my solemn duty to cause as much pain as possible to anyone who tries to hurt or succeeds in hurting my angel. *so polite and apologetic* I've died six times thus far, and I can stand another few bullets through the head or wires through the arteries.
* -- they are so weird, it hurts my head XD* Speaking of pain, I do hope said angel has been placed in as much pain as possible, as you so eloquently put it, for my own death. *sweet smile* The latter sounds like Acheron's work. I'm so glad to see he's not lost his touch.
*-- they are on amazing amounts of crack -- but then, they are Hadeses, technically* *with the sparkly smile of I Secretly Want to Rip Your Head Off* Of course he has been. Mother herself made certain of that. And it was, I'm afraid. Not that it did him much good. I was back before twenty-four hours had passed.
*it's happy, really* *sweet smile of I Would Like Nothing Better Than To Hold You Over A Volcano's Edge* I should have expected a smart woman such as your mother to take to that most effectively. Six times now, is it? I don't think that's enough. Ten is a nice round number, wouldn't you say? And twenty-four hours is more than enough time to properly make good of your absence. *:D!*
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