Twenty Five Easy Steps to the Mob Boss of Your Dreams
Because every girl needs a hot Asian Mafioso to call her own (caps from Lovers)
1. Grab him by the scruff of his neck at the Mob meeting in a case of mistaken identity. That will definitely get his attention:
2. Making sure his underlings see. If he doesn't murder you, he is a guy worth keeping:
3. Just make sure he ain't making you sleep with the fishes:
4. Just in case he is p.o.ed try a gentle look:
5. That will make the tough guy angst and show off his cheekbones:
6. That's when you relieve him by smiling sweetly:
7. Generally, make him smile. Breaking kneecaps is a tough job and he will appreciate your attempt at cheering him up:
8. Cuddle closer:
9. And look soulfully up at him. Men are suckers for the adoring gaze:
10. To really cement the bond, manage to be around when he is stabbed by a rival gangster so you can sew him up:
11. This will have an awesome side benefit of some hurt comfort where he will be wounded and sick but still in an immaculate white shirt:
12. Then there is always the good old 'fall asleep on his shoulder'
13. Trust me, though puzzled at first:
14. Eventually he would like it:
15. Make him amused despite himself:
16. Make him fight for you:
17. Cap it off with long stares:
18. Startled glances:
19. And elevator scenes:
20. He's a goner:
21. All you need after that is to get rid of the exes:
22. You can make him forget the loss:
23. But just in case, bring out the big guns. No one can resist adorable moppets:
24. With tactics like this, he will become a happier, gentler mobster:
25. And you will win through to that family portrait of your dreams:
1. Grab him by the scruff of his neck at the Mob meeting in a case of mistaken identity. That will definitely get his attention:
2. Making sure his underlings see. If he doesn't murder you, he is a guy worth keeping:
3. Just make sure he ain't making you sleep with the fishes:
4. Just in case he is p.o.ed try a gentle look:
5. That will make the tough guy angst and show off his cheekbones:
6. That's when you relieve him by smiling sweetly:
7. Generally, make him smile. Breaking kneecaps is a tough job and he will appreciate your attempt at cheering him up:
8. Cuddle closer:
9. And look soulfully up at him. Men are suckers for the adoring gaze:
10. To really cement the bond, manage to be around when he is stabbed by a rival gangster so you can sew him up:
11. This will have an awesome side benefit of some hurt comfort where he will be wounded and sick but still in an immaculate white shirt:
12. Then there is always the good old 'fall asleep on his shoulder'
13. Trust me, though puzzled at first:
14. Eventually he would like it:
15. Make him amused despite himself:
16. Make him fight for you:
17. Cap it off with long stares:
18. Startled glances:
19. And elevator scenes:
20. He's a goner:
21. All you need after that is to get rid of the exes:
22. You can make him forget the loss:
23. But just in case, bring out the big guns. No one can resist adorable moppets:
24. With tactics like this, he will become a happier, gentler mobster:
25. And you will win through to that family portrait of your dreams: