Badfic on ff.net. Making visitors claw out own eyes since 1789

[dangermousie]

I have been relaxing looking for Shido/Madoka and Ban/Himiko fic *sigh* (from GetBackers) when I found this gem in a different section of ff.net:

Most awesome badfic summary ever (from Wallflower):

Kyohei's in love with Sunako,he tells her and people dont except it.Sunako ran away and years later she came back but somethings wrong. Sunako's

Comments

[meganbmoore]

i checked out the Wallflower section once and just blinked and left. curse you and your bad influence.

[dangermousie]

Heh. it really is scary over there...

[meganbmoore]

oh yes it is it is.

Though...I've never seen anything scarier there than the wolf's rain fanfic. (which also shocked me by having a femmeslash piring of 2 females who already had perfectly fine otps of their own)

there was one section that just made me laugh...i forget what it was, though.

[scottishlass]

OMG I read DIETING instead of dying *rotflmao*
*gets the spork for her eyeballs*

[dangermousie]

Dieting will be good too :P

[scottishlass]

The summaries are already bad enough to make my eyes bleed. *shudders*

[wistfulmemory]

I read dieting at first, too, which really confused me in connection to the character.

[magalamb]

*snort* Wow. It's the will be rated M when i get futher in chapters bit that really scares me. 10 year olds writing porn is just WRONG.

[dangermousie]

Maybe it will be porn involving flowers and sunny meadows? UGH.

[janlake83]

ahhh ff.net.... yes the wallflower section... umm i try to stay away after reading some of the summaries...

[dangermousie]

Seriously. Scary.