Courtesy of
thelana's links, I have found the penultimate badfic summary:
One night Legolas begins thinking, 'What would happen if I die? Would she know that I loved her?'. He loves Hermione with all his heart. Will he tell her how he feels? Based on the song "If Tomorrow Never Comes" by Ronan Keating.
OK.
I got nothing.
I am done.
The ultimate badfic summary? I am torn between one posted
here and the Bible badfic
here.
ETA: And then there is this: Charlie Bucket dicovers he is not really a Bucket, but a Wonka. That his parents are really the most unlikely of couples, Willy Wonka and Sirius Black. And that he has a twin sister and he is a wizard.
YEAH.