Rent badfic
And now, I bring you Rent badfic summaries. As usual, these are actual summaries from ff.net and as I haven't read the stories themselves, they could be marvelous. But I doubt it.
Mind you, Rent characters are very loose-living people, so there are a lot of crack pairings I didn't include as badfic because who knows how the characters' fancy would go. Luckily, there was plenty of fodder anyway. The overwhelming emoness of the fic makes me ROFL. We also learn that not even AIDS is enough to stop the Sue.
We had believed we had nothing to worry about when it came down to sex. We were both HIV positive. What did we need a condom for? It's not like we could do anything that would end our lives any faster. The sheer thought of pregnancy never crossed my mind.
My mouth literally dropped open. A Mimi/Roger babyfic? Oh. My. God.
RENTfic] Roger thinks that it’s Mark’s time to connect. Could be considered Mary Sue. Not to be rude, but if you don't like those, don't read. And reviews are beautiful things!
This beauty speaks for itself.
[RENT: CollinsAngel, BennyAlison: Implied rape, mental illness: Rating will be raised.]After a horrifying encounter with a drunk Benny, Angel has been left emotionally scared and mentally traumatized. Now the only person he will speak to is Mark.
Why? As fanfic in 20 different fandoms shows, the best way to get over rape trauma, it to have a LOT of sex with your OTP.
Mimi finds a certain picture, and our favourite Bohemians start reminising about high school. RR please! UPDATE 091402 after much delay: Angel forces Collins to share and save Roger
The characters of Rent in high school? Ummmm. Wouldn't their reminiscenses go something like "and then I slept with the entire football team" or "and people would beat me up after school" or "I had a band and all we did was get high."
Roger's band needs a singer. Mark is still confused and Mimi is alive. READ PLEASE! REVIEW! RogerMimi and MarkOC with alittle RogerOC and MarkMimi
Awwww, this is America, where every boy, no matter how broke, sick, unemployable, or downright grouchy, gets a Mary Sue of his own.
Roger tries to chase away Mark's nightmares, but he can't seem to get past the nightmare he's living in. As his life falls apart, Roger leans on Mark, but Mark wants more than that. MarkRoger. COMPLETE.
I think this author is competeting for "the most cliches you can fit in a summary" prize.
[RENT] Angel&Collins, maybe Mark&OC. He betrayed his lover... his lover is left to pick up the pieces... their lives are destroyed. But is there new romance in the air? No day but today... WARNING rating will be updated later for: rape, violence, language.
Heh. Someone went to the Barbara Cartland school of writing, what with the ellipses.
Mark goes back to Scarsdale, and he and Roger figure out some things that they've never known. When Mark comes back, can they make something out of nothing, even when a new girl is thrust into the picture? Genre, rating will change. MarkRoger, MarkOFC.
Poor Roger. First he gets AIDS from junkie girlfriend. Then Mimi (almost) dies on him. Now he gets ditched by his completely-random pairing for a Mary Sue? Why doesn't he just jump out of his loft already?
Songfic: Adam Pascal's Every Time Around Benny goes to fix Mimi's shower and revelations happen. Apparently I can't summarize
You can't use punctuation either.
Collins lies. Angel cries. Mark comforts. All of them learn that some things, once set into motion, can never be undone.
Oh, why don't you make them have a threesome already?
[PreRENT] Friendship, fliration, sex, jealousy, fear, falling together, falling apart... MarkRogerCollinsBenny. [One shot]
Is it a group orgy? Also, what's "Pre-Rent?" Is it "Lease?"
[Rent] Oneshot Mark's POV. Mark had to travel to the city to get Roger's AZT, so he is very cold. Roger trys to help warming up MR
Otherwise known as "how to make a cliche "let me warm you up" fic out of AIDS??????
[RENT] A humorous story about Benny and his early hair loss. When Benny grows an afro, something is bound to happen to it don't you think? This story came to me in a dream. Give it a chance I actully really like it.
Do I really have to say anything?
Mimi, Mark... Mimi makes a big mistake and has to deal with it. I caaaan't write suuuuumaaaaaries... New Chapter: 110605 Mimi finally gets to see Roger and things don't go as to plan.
"Roger, you know how I told you that thing with Benny didn't mean anything? Well, do you think you can stretch that phrase to cover your best friend?"
Mark and Roger watch West Side Story, then an inspired Mark tells a story. MarkRoger, quick sex scene, nothing graphic sadly
Mark/Roger? Whatever floats your boat. Like I said, bohemians, so I am sure they are up for experimentation. But watching West Side Story? Ummmm? Ummmmmmmmmmm? O-kaaaaay?
Mind you, Rent characters are very loose-living people, so there are a lot of crack pairings I didn't include as badfic because who knows how the characters' fancy would go. Luckily, there was plenty of fodder anyway. The overwhelming emoness of the fic makes me ROFL. We also learn that not even AIDS is enough to stop the Sue.
We had believed we had nothing to worry about when it came down to sex. We were both HIV positive. What did we need a condom for? It's not like we could do anything that would end our lives any faster. The sheer thought of pregnancy never crossed my mind.
My mouth literally dropped open. A Mimi/Roger babyfic? Oh. My. God.
RENTfic] Roger thinks that it’s Mark’s time to connect. Could be considered Mary Sue. Not to be rude, but if you don't like those, don't read. And reviews are beautiful things!
This beauty speaks for itself.
[RENT: CollinsAngel, BennyAlison: Implied rape, mental illness: Rating will be raised.]After a horrifying encounter with a drunk Benny, Angel has been left emotionally scared and mentally traumatized. Now the only person he will speak to is Mark.
Why? As fanfic in 20 different fandoms shows, the best way to get over rape trauma, it to have a LOT of sex with your OTP.
Mimi finds a certain picture, and our favourite Bohemians start reminising about high school. RR please! UPDATE 091402 after much delay: Angel forces Collins to share and save Roger
The characters of Rent in high school? Ummmm. Wouldn't their reminiscenses go something like "and then I slept with the entire football team" or "and people would beat me up after school" or "I had a band and all we did was get high."
Roger's band needs a singer. Mark is still confused and Mimi is alive. READ PLEASE! REVIEW! RogerMimi and MarkOC with alittle RogerOC and MarkMimi
Awwww, this is America, where every boy, no matter how broke, sick, unemployable, or downright grouchy, gets a Mary Sue of his own.
Roger tries to chase away Mark's nightmares, but he can't seem to get past the nightmare he's living in. As his life falls apart, Roger leans on Mark, but Mark wants more than that. MarkRoger. COMPLETE.
I think this author is competeting for "the most cliches you can fit in a summary" prize.
[RENT] Angel&Collins, maybe Mark&OC. He betrayed his lover... his lover is left to pick up the pieces... their lives are destroyed. But is there new romance in the air? No day but today... WARNING rating will be updated later for: rape, violence, language.
Heh. Someone went to the Barbara Cartland school of writing, what with the ellipses.
Mark goes back to Scarsdale, and he and Roger figure out some things that they've never known. When Mark comes back, can they make something out of nothing, even when a new girl is thrust into the picture? Genre, rating will change. MarkRoger, MarkOFC.
Poor Roger. First he gets AIDS from junkie girlfriend. Then Mimi (almost) dies on him. Now he gets ditched by his completely-random pairing for a Mary Sue? Why doesn't he just jump out of his loft already?
Songfic: Adam Pascal's Every Time Around Benny goes to fix Mimi's shower and revelations happen. Apparently I can't summarize
You can't use punctuation either.
Collins lies. Angel cries. Mark comforts. All of them learn that some things, once set into motion, can never be undone.
Oh, why don't you make them have a threesome already?
[PreRENT] Friendship, fliration, sex, jealousy, fear, falling together, falling apart... MarkRogerCollinsBenny. [One shot]
Is it a group orgy? Also, what's "Pre-Rent?" Is it "Lease?"
[Rent] Oneshot Mark's POV. Mark had to travel to the city to get Roger's AZT, so he is very cold. Roger trys to help warming up MR
Otherwise known as "how to make a cliche "let me warm you up" fic out of AIDS??????
[RENT] A humorous story about Benny and his early hair loss. When Benny grows an afro, something is bound to happen to it don't you think? This story came to me in a dream. Give it a chance I actully really like it.
Do I really have to say anything?
Mimi, Mark... Mimi makes a big mistake and has to deal with it. I caaaan't write suuuuumaaaaaries... New Chapter: 110605 Mimi finally gets to see Roger and things don't go as to plan.
"Roger, you know how I told you that thing with Benny didn't mean anything? Well, do you think you can stretch that phrase to cover your best friend?"
Mark and Roger watch West Side Story, then an inspired Mark tells a story. MarkRoger, quick sex scene, nothing graphic sadly
Mark/Roger? Whatever floats your boat. Like I said, bohemians, so I am sure they are up for experimentation. But watching West Side Story? Ummmm? Ummmmmmmmmmm? O-kaaaaay?