You do NOT want to know the kind of X-rated fanfic I am writing in my head!
And we have achieved cohabitation! Omo!!! Purely platonic, of course, where he has to pay her $1000 if he kisses her - the scene where he was running through the price catalog "what if I put my hands on your shoulders" etc etc made me seriously and unhealthily hot.
What I said about fanfic btw, was not a joke - I am totally writing it in my head. Heeeeelp!
I want make-outs! I want this:
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